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Post by BadBeast on Apr 17, 2012 16:36:35 GMT -5
This one's tasteless, but it's not a joke. It's a real ad.
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Post by admin on Apr 17, 2012 16:36:44 GMT -5
A hillbilly was fucking his sister and she started laughing. He asked her what was so funny and she told him he fucked just like their dad. He said he knew, his mom had already told him.
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Post by admin on Apr 17, 2012 16:37:25 GMT -5
This one's tasteless, but it's not a joke. It's a real ad. That is some sick shit.
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Post by MOLEY on Apr 17, 2012 16:42:34 GMT -5
Creepy
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Post by BadBeast on Apr 17, 2012 16:51:27 GMT -5
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Post by BadBeast on Apr 17, 2012 17:08:43 GMT -5
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Post by BadBeast on Apr 17, 2012 17:18:55 GMT -5
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Post by StormInateacup on Apr 17, 2012 17:21:24 GMT -5
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Post by StormInateacup on Apr 18, 2012 13:19:36 GMT -5
Why Sharks Circle You Before Attacking...
Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship. "Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people.
"First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did.
"Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing." And they did.
"Now we eat everybody." And they did.
When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?"
His wise father replied, "Because they taste better without the shit inside!"
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Post by StormInateacup on Apr 20, 2012 10:54:47 GMT -5
Theres a Russian, a Cuban, an Englishman and a Pakistani on a train, the Russian takes out a bottle of his best vodka, drinks a bit and throws the almost full bottle off the train and says "There's plenty more of that where i come from".. Seeing that the others are impressed, the Cuban takes out one of the finest havana cigars, takes one puff and throws it off the train and says
"Theres plenty more of those where i come from'.
Again everyone is rather impressed, so the Englishman stands up and throws the Pakistani off the train.....
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Post by admin on Apr 20, 2012 10:56:41 GMT -5
OSHI
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Post by StormInateacup on Apr 23, 2012 21:24:58 GMT -5
How do you get 20 hippies into a phone booth? Throw in a joint. How do you get them out? Throw in a bar of soap. Why are hippies like bears? They both hug, eat honey and shit in the woods. How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in sleeping bags. Why do so many hippies live in Oregon? There's no work there. Why did the hippie cross the road? Who else would follow a chicken around? How do ya get a one armed hippy out of a tree? Pass him a joint. EDIT: S'Tru enuff tho innit? - Or is that just me? You judgemental Bastards!!!
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Post by StormInateacup on Apr 24, 2012 4:00:28 GMT -5
I like my women how I like my light bulbs.
Easily turned on, not too bright, and hung from my ceiling with electrical cable.
I don't know why in Arabic Nations, Sunnis and Shi-ites blow the shit out of each other. Their religions are virtually identical. Same happened in Ulster with Protestants and Catholics. Again, barely any difference between the two religions. It just goes to show how, when you live in a country with no blacks or Jews, people will improvise
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Post by StormInateacup on Jul 6, 2012 13:50:44 GMT -5
To Momma's so fat, she goes to an all you can eat restaurant, she never leaves.
Yo Momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs
Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo
Yo momma's so fat her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard
Yo momma so fat when she walks past window we lose four days of sun light
Yo momma's so fat she had to get baptised at sea world
Your momma's so fat when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep tryin to get back up again
Your mammas so fat and stupid, when it was raining she used the freeway for a slip and slide
Yo momma's so fat that when the whales saw her they started singing "we are family"
Yo momma is so fat when she goes to a restaurant she has to be greased in and out of the booths
Yo mamma's so fat when she went on school feild trips the school had to raise fund to feed her.
Your momma's so fat she makes free willy look like a goldfish
Yo mama is so fat when I layed back on her stomach i rolled twce and I was still in the middle
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2012 14:02:19 GMT -5
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