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Post by MOLEY on Apr 15, 2012 3:24:35 GMT -5
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Post by StormInateacup on Apr 15, 2012 3:25:37 GMT -5
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Post by StormInateacup on Apr 15, 2012 3:26:43 GMT -5
OMG Yew lot are shocking LMAO i KNOW!! Aren't they I awful?? |
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Post by StormInateacup on Apr 15, 2012 4:14:10 GMT -5
"What did one Muslim say to another in a supermarket?
Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour.
And then the building exploded."
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Post by BadBeast on Apr 15, 2012 7:40:23 GMT -5
A woman answers her phone, and a pervert breathes down the line "Have you got a tight, hairy twat?".
"Yes" she replies, "He's on the sofa, did you want to talk to him?
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Post by StormInateacup on Apr 15, 2012 7:42:56 GMT -5
A woman answers her phone, and a pervert breathes down the line "Have you got a tight, hairy twat?". "Yes" she replies, "He's on the sofa, did you want to talk to him?  I had one of them twats but I had it excised. |
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Post by bigwillybear on Apr 15, 2012 9:20:48 GMT -5
I had a Muslim woman come to the door the other day. She rang the bell and I shouted through the letter box "What do you want?"
She said "Open the door I want to speak to you".
I said " No feckin' way. Talk through the letter box. See how you like it"
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Post by StormInateacup on Apr 15, 2012 9:27:20 GMT -5
I went to the garden centre today and bought a Christmas Tree.
The assistant asked me "Will you be putting that up yourself?"
I replied: "No you sick fuck, I'll be putting it up in my living room"
A Muslim man has just driven his car into the retaining wall of the Sheffield Reservoir.
Police believe it may be the start of Ramadam.
I find it rather odd that people say Jesus used to be a carpenter.
I've got all of their records, and I can't recall him singing on any of them.
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Post by StormInateacup on Apr 15, 2012 9:29:56 GMT -5
I got a job as night manager at that new motel. Some Christian bloke booked in and asked me if the porn channel in his room was disabled.Then he gets all stroppy because I said :
"No you sick fucker it's just regular porn."
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Post by MOLEY on Apr 16, 2012 6:33:18 GMT -5
Whatever was I going to say here?
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Post by bigwillybear on Apr 16, 2012 7:24:21 GMT -5
A peadophile and a little girl are walking through the woods.
The little girls says " I'm scared"
The peadophile says " Your scared! I've got to walk home on my own"
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Post by StormInateacup on Apr 16, 2012 7:38:45 GMT -5
My husband got into trouble the other day for conducting a thorough prostate exam in a public toilet - apparently it's not a common problem in 11 year olds.
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Post by BadBeast on Apr 17, 2012 16:11:30 GMT -5
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Post by MOLEY on Apr 17, 2012 16:27:53 GMT -5
Hello Badbeast just to say I have a tight hairy twat.......and a Bigwillybear who's a bit mean.  That's lovely V V V V V V V Why can't you post more that are lovely like it? |
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Post by BadBeast on Apr 17, 2012 16:32:02 GMT -5
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