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Post by admin on Apr 13, 2012 19:18:47 GMT -5
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
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Post by BadBeast on Apr 13, 2012 19:33:07 GMT -5
I broke up with my girlfriend after she lost an eye in a car accident.
"I had no idea you were so shallow," she said.
"What the fuck would you know?" I replied, "You don't have any depth perception."
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Post by Random Panther on Apr 13, 2012 19:36:12 GMT -5
What's the leading cause of Pedophilia?
Sexy children
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Post by BadBeast on Apr 13, 2012 19:39:22 GMT -5
I met two girls down the pub last night who had strong Cardiff accents.
"I know that accent" I said, "You two ladies are from Scotland, aren't you?"
"Wales, you fucking idiot," one of them replied.
"Sorry," I said, "You two whales are from Scotland, aren't you?"
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Post by BadBeast on Apr 13, 2012 19:42:42 GMT -5
A little boy comes home from school and asks his father what a cunt is.
Being a modern parent, the father asks his son to come upstairs to the bedroom, where they find the boy's mother taking a nap.
The father pulls off the mother's panties and says to his son, "See that furry thing there? Well, that's just lovely. The rest of her is a cunt."
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Post by admin on Apr 13, 2012 19:49:35 GMT -5
Two men walk into a bar.
You would have thought the second one would have ducked.
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Post by Random Panther on Apr 13, 2012 19:55:15 GMT -5
If you fancy a chuckle,go to Youtube and write in the comments just one word. ''Fake''
Doesn't matter what the vid is,it could be someone's cat playing,or a wedding video,type ''Fake'' and sit back and watch the shitstorm.
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Post by admin on Apr 13, 2012 20:04:08 GMT -5
So, that was you!
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Post by Random Panther on Apr 13, 2012 20:10:54 GMT -5
Could be,although the idea isn't originally mine.
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Post by BadBeast on Apr 13, 2012 23:00:02 GMT -5
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Post by BadBeast on Apr 13, 2012 23:03:23 GMT -5
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Post by StormInateacup on Apr 13, 2012 23:27:58 GMT -5
A bloke's in bed with his girlfriend. He says to her "Sweetheart I'd really like it if you'd turn over so I can fuck you up the arse"
She replies: "No way. That's a horrible perversion!"
And he says "And that's a very big word for a 10 year old."
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notxthexdude
Graduate Of Infrequent Loquacity(Lvl 3)
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Post by notxthexdude on Apr 13, 2012 23:34:48 GMT -5
How many New Yorkers does it take to change a light bulb?
"None of your fuckin' business."
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Post by BadBeast on Apr 14, 2012 7:37:19 GMT -5
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Post by StormInateacup on Apr 14, 2012 7:47:07 GMT -5
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