brbabiding
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Post by brbabiding on Jul 3, 2012 19:06:32 GMT -5
do it. for humanity.
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Post by marisol on Jul 3, 2012 20:46:42 GMT -5
I had these all typed out and when I posted it disappeared. I blame the god of posting. Take my word for it I've been storing things for at least a year. Name something bet I got it.
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Post by Random Panther on Jul 4, 2012 7:38:37 GMT -5
Hmmm,it seems my post disappeared too. Here it is again: A machete doesn't run out of ammunition.
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Post by StormInateacup on Jul 4, 2012 8:50:32 GMT -5
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User
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Post by User on Jul 4, 2012 11:03:25 GMT -5
I have a book on how to survive a zombie attack
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Post by Random Panther on Jul 4, 2012 11:39:37 GMT -5
A heavy book is it? Would it destroy the brain if you hit a zombie in the head with it?
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Post by marisol on Jul 4, 2012 13:19:04 GMT -5
A machete will work well, but you gotta get up close and personal to use it. Which dearest is very brave. I prefer a gun coz I don't have to get to close to them and won't get zombie "ick" all over me. I've been storing food, water, just about everything I could think of for about a year for a emergency like this. So I feel pretty safe. All I would have to do is run to the pharmacy right away and raid it for meds. We even have a huge area under the house to use. That's where I'm going to hide my guns if I ever need to. ( that's a secret don't tell).
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Post by Random Panther on Jul 4, 2012 13:35:25 GMT -5
Yeah,but keep a machete handy for when you run out of ammo or don't have time to reload.
I'd also head to the back arse of nowhere,stopping off to load the enormous articulated lorry I've just taken with looted supplies. Less chance of zombie hoards in the countryside.
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Post by marisol on Jul 4, 2012 13:52:44 GMT -5
Very true, they don't have a chance unless they leave town right away.
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Post by marisol on Jul 4, 2012 13:54:29 GMT -5
Storm please don't wait for Jebus to save you.
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Post by alyceavary on Jul 4, 2012 14:18:17 GMT -5
I already live in the middle of nowhere.......lol I once had a neighbor who had a school bus BURIED in his back yard in case of a nuclear attack...........
I'm glad my dad isn't an alien, his plan is brilliant. Have a UFO land here in nowhere and slowly take over the unpopulated areas BEFORE attacking the big cities.
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Post by marisol on Jul 4, 2012 18:12:24 GMT -5
How are ya going to contact a UFO?
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DeadManSinging
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Post by DeadManSinging on Jul 5, 2012 3:03:01 GMT -5
Step 1: Steal the old bus from up the road (There are two buses I can steal, one from the church around the corner or one from just a few houses up)
Step 2: Contact the guys I set this plan up with via phone internet or radio since the first day the towers won't be down. Collect the ones that aren't zombies
Step 3: Drive to the big shopping center down the road aways (About ten minutes) and collect anything we can use as a weapon from the hardware store, as well as filling up jerry cans with fuel and food and medical supplies (Though we will take allot of food and such from our houses)
Step 4: Check the police station. If it isn't infested with zombies we will make our way in and steal all the weapons we can get, after all the pigs don't need them.
Step 5: Drive to the foreshore and the docks where we will steal a ferry (or similar boat) and drive into the middle of the harbor and await for help and/or for it to end. Zombies can't swim.
I also have several back up plans if this doesn't work.
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Post by StormInateacup on Jul 5, 2012 3:13:46 GMT -5
If we take the bus from the Happy Clappies I'm cool with that - they'll be too busy praying to be worried about doing anything practical to save themselves. But if we use the old bloke's up the road I utterly insist we take them along with us. I won't leave them stranded, they're quite nice people - and many hands make light work as they say.
I am also calling by your old man's to get Stella. In fact we'll grab Katherine as well. They'll have scarpered and left both dogs in the yard. They'll end up Zombie fodder for sure.
Dogs'll come in handy anyway. They're a bloody effective early warning signal when hostile forces approach in the night.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2012 9:02:50 GMT -5
Zombie Apocalypse
Pre-Apocalypse Recon
Know your neighborhood. Who drives what. Who most likely has guns.
Map out the following.
Hardware stores Gun stores Sporting good stores RV sales lot
One of the biggest issues is going to be gas for vehicles. There will not be electricity, so you can kiss the Prius goodbye. You need to hit a hardware store first thing. You will need a couple of good sized wrenches in order to open the ground plug at the gas station, not to mention a hand pump to get the gas up with, unless you plan on trying to suck it up, which, if you can… never mind.
Immediate supplies:
Shot guns w/ ammo Bottled water and canned food Propane tank(s) and portable grill Hosing Hand pump Gas cans – small and large (use the small for things that take a mix) Chainsaws Machetes
You will need good all terrain vehicles. We also have debated the use of a front end loader to clear traffic. It’s a good plan but it will slow down the caravan, however, it will allow for on road only vehicles which will let you take an RV and allow for some comfort.
Between Walmart, gun stores, hardware stores and the like you need to take every weapon you can find. We have the Scott Air Force base just over the river here, we figure we’ll hit that as one of our first places of interest for shopping. They manage US transportation so there will be vehicles and weapons.
You want to get a reloader so you can load your own shotgun shells. While the positive from the last Resident Evil movie in using the quarters was amazing. It won’t work IRL. Quarters are too big. We were thinking washers instead.
Once you have your vehicles, weapons, food and water, we’re heading south to the Keys. There is a Naval base on Key West. We figure we can run thru Miami and grab a couple of boats and the rest go down the road. Once we get to Key West, one of the first obstacles is to blow up the 7 Mile bridge so no more zombies can make it over, then do a clean up of the island. Taking BB’s recent thought that zombies might be able to swim into consideration, we have determined to mine the beaches. We will put up signs of course, but we can’t be everywhere at once so…
Afterwards, establishing communication with any other survivors is essential. We figure a loop message giving our location with channel information for contact is the best bet and just continue to broadcast and monitor that.
From the Keys, both Cuba and the Bahamas are within a few hours boat ride. Being islands they would serve well as starter camps.
We’ll be down there. Anyone not a zombie is welcome.
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