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Post by StormInateacup on Apr 19, 2012 14:26:56 GMT -5
Gandhi walked everywhere barefoot so his feet developed hard thick soles of layers of skin padding them . Living as he did an impoverished life for decades he did not have access to dental care or often even a toothbrush so he suffered terribly bad breath. He was a man of great spiritual depth and wisdom who seemed indefatigable but had many major health problems which caused him great pain and illness through out his life. So he was in fact a super calloused, fragile mystic, vexed with halitosis. Hare just said she liked a good pun - let's see what you lot of rabble rousers have got to impress her then. Now you need to admit - this ^^^ was a cunning stunt.
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Post by admin on Apr 19, 2012 14:29:36 GMT -5
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Post by Sister Mary Meds on Apr 19, 2012 14:55:32 GMT -5
OK. Here's a few godawful Confucius puns:
CONFUCIOUS SAY: All men eat, but Fu Manchu CONFUCIOUS SAY: Boy and girl go camping together sure to have naughty intent CONFUCIOUS SAY: He who fart in church sit in own pew CONFUCIOUS SAY: He who lose key to girlfriends apartment get no new key CONFUCIOUS SAY: Man who have woman on ground have piece on earth
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Post by StormInateacup on Apr 19, 2012 15:03:22 GMT -5
OK. Here's a few godawful Confucius puns: CONFUCIOUS SAY: All men eat, but Fu Manchu CONFUCIOUS SAY: Boy and girl go camping together sure to have naughty intent CONFUCIOUS SAY: He who fart in church sit in own pew CONFUCIOUS SAY: He who lose key to girlfriends apartment get no new key CONFUCIOUS SAY: Man who have woman on ground have piece on earth LMAO...I had to say that fourth one three or four times before I got it..accents make a real difference to some puns dont ya noe?? You say noo and we say neww
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Post by Random Panther on Apr 19, 2012 15:16:50 GMT -5
Entropy isn't what it used to be.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 19, 2012 15:19:13 GMT -5
So bad RP!!!
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Post by Random Panther on Apr 19, 2012 15:28:12 GMT -5
Sir Isaac Newton had a theory of how to get the best outcomes in a courtroom. He suggested to lawyers that they should drag their arguments into the late afternoon hours. The English judges of his day would never abandon their 4 o'clock tea time,and therefore would always bring down their hammer and enter a hasty,positive decision so they could retire to their chambers for a cup of Earl Grey.
This tactic used by the British lawyers is still recalled as Newton's Law of Gavel Tea.
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Post by Sister Mary Meds on Apr 19, 2012 15:37:25 GMT -5
A few of my pun questions from Yahoo Answers. Yay! A whole new audience to foist my crap on!
If you have an extreme fear of being trapped in a monastery, does that make you cloisterphobic? If you judge people by the condition of their skin, does that make you part of the Mary Kay Kay Kay? I'm funding a Super-Pac to promote taxing churches. Is "Appraise The Lord" a good name for it? If you believe in smashing Graven Images, does that make you a Ba'al Buster?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 19, 2012 16:02:05 GMT -5
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Post by admin on Apr 20, 2012 0:11:22 GMT -5
The Dali Lama walks into a pizza shop and asks "Can you make me one with everything?"
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Post by Sister Mary Meds on Apr 20, 2012 1:47:32 GMT -5
More of my questions from Yahoo. Funny too, until I went back through my stuff, I used to think I generally avoided puns.
I saw my neighbor putting a Jesus Fish on his Humvee, was it wrong to ask if that made him an emissionary?
Speaking of blue moons, how cold outside does it have to be before gangsta wannabes pull their pants up?
We know that Snow White usually felt Happy, but did she ever feel Doc?
What's up with all the clones lately, and is it true that "Imitation is the sincerest form of fappery"?
When a TV preacher emails asking for credit card donations, is the correct term for that a Jesus Phish?
I think I'm falling hard for the alien that keeps abducting me. What's your position on Gray Marriage?
Do Jewish carnivals have games like Whack A Mohel?
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Post by StormInateacup on Apr 20, 2012 2:05:12 GMT -5
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Post by StormInateacup on Apr 20, 2012 2:07:21 GMT -5
I used to be a nihilist, but I don't even care about that any more.
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Post by StormInateacup on Apr 20, 2012 2:44:13 GMT -5
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Post by StormInateacup on Apr 20, 2012 2:48:14 GMT -5
Sir Isaac Newton had a theory of how to get the best outcomes in a courtroom. He suggested to lawyers that they should drag their arguments into the late afternoon hours. The English judges of his day would never abandon their 4 o'clock tea time,and therefore would always bring down their hammer and enter a hasty,positive decision so they could retire to their chambers for a cup of Earl Grey. This tactic used by the British lawyers is still recalled as Newton's Law of Gavel Tea.
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