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Post by StormInateacup on Apr 20, 2012 2:55:08 GMT -5
Sir Isaac Newton had a theory of how to get the best outcomes in a courtroom. He suggested to lawyers that they should drag their arguments into the late afternoon hours. The English judges of his day would never abandon their 4 o'clock tea time,and therefore would always bring down their hammer and enter a hasty,positive decision so they could retire to their chambers for a cup of Earl Grey. This tactic used by the British lawyers is still recalled as Newton's Law of Gavel Tea.     |
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Post by Random Panther on Apr 20, 2012 16:23:20 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2012 16:24:01 GMT -5
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Post by admin on Apr 20, 2012 16:26:33 GMT -5
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Post by BadBeast on Apr 20, 2012 16:51:28 GMT -5
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Post by MOLEY on Apr 21, 2012 13:57:27 GMT -5
Caught on a fun slide no escape from al-imen-tary
Open you're sphincter and look down to seeeeeeee......
You're on a log ride
Because it's easy cum, easy flow, little high, little low.
Shit me where the Wind B-lowsss
Does shit re-alley matter poo me.... poo-ooo-ooo me?
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Post by StormInateacup on Apr 21, 2012 14:01:36 GMT -5
Caught on a fun slide no escape from al-imen-tary Open you're sphincter and look down to seeeeeeee...... You're on a log ride Because it's easy cum, easy flow, little high, little low. Shit me where the Wind B-lowsss Does shit re-ally matter poo me.... poo-ooo-ooo me?  Oooh...and she looks like such a well raised little ground dwelling mammal too, dunnshee? That feckin bear is rubbing off on you. |
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Post by bigwillybear on Apr 21, 2012 14:05:57 GMT -5
Mama I just filled my pants
felt a rumble in my kegs
now its running down my legs
any way the wind blows
my bum cheeks are battered
poohey
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Post by MOLEY on Apr 21, 2012 14:15:42 GMT -5
^ ^ ^ I hope he isn't rubbing it off on me.  |
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Post by StormInateacup on Apr 21, 2012 14:19:20 GMT -5
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Post by MOLEY on Apr 21, 2012 14:22:09 GMT -5
It's nothing butt toilet water and butt water from us.
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Post by MOLEY on Apr 21, 2012 14:24:36 GMT -5
I don't know why you like us really auntie Stormina  when we're just gross and disgusting stinky amnimals. |
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Post by admin on Apr 21, 2012 14:43:29 GMT -5
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Post by Random Panther on Apr 22, 2012 12:22:48 GMT -5
The roundest knight at King Arthur’s table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
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Post by admin on Apr 22, 2012 12:29:23 GMT -5
Like it!
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when we're just gross and disgusting stinky amnimals.