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Post by dawnkeyfromuranus on Jun 1, 2012 23:28:48 GMT -5
and lately?
*whispers*
I haven't been feeling very...fresh
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Post by Tofu DeBeast on Jun 1, 2012 23:37:51 GMT -5
I played with a Ouija board and now strange things are happening. So I did a Tarot card reading and it said Death and Devil and stuff. I'm scared. Also, I keep hearing a voice asking for my American Express number, and when I get up in the morning someone has been in the Nutella and left a mess. What should I do? Sorry the doctor is out, by I can help you as I have medical training and whatever. Ok, first thing you should do is say your American Express number. Also, stock up on more Nutella. And maybe some m&ms too, but not the nut ones, they give me gas.
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Post by dawnkeyfromuranus on Jun 1, 2012 23:55:46 GMT -5
You smell familiar.
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Post by StormInateacup on Jun 2, 2012 4:11:51 GMT -5
Dear Dr. BB, There seems to be a problem with a missing forum member or two. Do you have any idea where they might be and how we might lure them back? Dr BB is suffering from a clusterfuck type technology plague at present which has taken him almost utterly out of the realm of cyber communications for the foreseeable future. I have however spoken with him at length on this matter earlier this day and his attitude to the aforementioned missing members would appear to be best summed up by the phrase: "fuck them - and the horses they rode in on."
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Post by rscott on Jun 2, 2012 5:20:41 GMT -5
Dear Dr. BB, There seems to be a problem with a missing forum member or two. Do you have any idea where they might be and how we might lure them back? Dr BB is suffering from a clusterfuck type technology plague at present which has taken him almost utterly out of the realm of cyber communications for the foreseeable future. I have however spoken with him at length on this matter earlier this day and his attitude to the aforementioned missing members would appear to be best summed up by the phrase: "fuck them - and the horses they rode in on."Is he just suffering from clusterfuck or is he the one causing the clusterfuck???
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Post by Deleted on Jun 2, 2012 6:19:35 GMT -5
Dear Dr. BB, There seems to be a problem with a missing forum member or two. Do you have any idea where they might be and how we might lure them back? Dr BB is suffering from a clusterfuck type technology plague at present which has taken him almost utterly out of the realm of cyber communications for the foreseeable future. I have however spoken with him at length on this matter earlier this day and his attitude to the aforementioned missing members would appear to be best summed up by the phrase: "fuck them - and the horses they rode in on."I would pay to see that, seeing as how he and Hatter were the aforementioned MIAs I was referencing. <l; }
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Post by Random Panther on Jun 2, 2012 12:49:48 GMT -5
The Hatter will return,he is on an away mission at present.
Have no fear though,he's been told not to wear a yellow ensign's shirt.
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Post by StormInateacup on Jun 2, 2012 13:19:21 GMT -5
Dr BB is suffering from a clusterfuck type technology plague at present which has taken him almost utterly out of the realm of cyber communications for the foreseeable future. I have however spoken with him at length on this matter earlier this day and his attitude to the aforementioned missing members would appear to be best summed up by the phrase: "fuck them - and the horses they rode in on."I would pay to see that, seeing as how he and Hatter were the aforementioned MIAs I was referencing. <l; } oopse.....no well then BB's managed to fuck himself rather well (including doing his back in) and obviously he wishes goddess's speed to Hatter on his journey back from the wilds of Nebraska.
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Post by marisol on Jun 2, 2012 14:04:51 GMT -5
Dr. Teacup sounds like Dr. BadBeast needs immediate attention.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 2, 2012 16:01:38 GMT -5
The Hatter will return,he is on an away mission at present. Have no fear though,he's been told not to wear a yellow ensign's shirt. Oh, well, okay then. Wait! Did he make sure his kit was complete with a tin-foil hat? He's in Creationist territory, the natives are hostile you know. He's resourceful, I'm sure he'll be fine. Right?
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Post by marisol on Jun 15, 2012 13:49:55 GMT -5
It is so boring waiting for a Doctor in the waiting room. They make so much money, they feel we can wait forever. The magazines are from 1982 and the TV is set on Sesame Street. They are trying to make us crazy so they can sell more drugs. DO NOT BE FOOLED.
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Post by StormInateacup on Jun 15, 2012 13:52:47 GMT -5
Hon this is Dr Badbeast's waiting room.
The TV is set to Live Sluts R Streaming and the lolly jar's full of acid pops...
Don't matter how old the mags are love. The pages are all stuck together anyway.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 15, 2012 14:01:06 GMT -5
jesus I peed a little.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 15, 2012 15:05:35 GMT -5
jesus I peed a little. Me too!
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Post by marisol on Jun 15, 2012 15:12:56 GMT -5
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