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Post by bigwillybear on May 22, 2012 19:28:15 GMT -5
Dr Dr. I've got this dark area in my vision where all I can see is a fuzzy dark blur. Its always in the same place as though there is something permanently in the bottom of my field of vision roughly in the centre. Any ideas??
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Post by BadBeast on May 22, 2012 19:32:05 GMT -5
Dr Dr. I've got this dark area in my vision where all I can see is a fuzzy dark blur. Its always in the same place as though there is something permanently in the bottom of my field of vision roughly in the centre. Any ideas?? It could be your bunghole. Is your head completely clear of it?
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Post by StormInateacup on May 22, 2012 19:37:36 GMT -5
Dr Dr. I've got this dark area in my vision where all I can see is a fuzzy dark blur. Its always in the same place as though there is something permanently in the bottom of my field of vision roughly in the centre. Any ideas?? You may well have your head up your arse. (I'm the Triage Nurse...doctor will be with you momentarily for a thorough examination. Prepare to turn your head and cough...a LOT) He's just busy roasting a duck in another thread.
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Post by MOLEY on May 22, 2012 19:41:11 GMT -5
ITS ME!! Moley .........stoopid boy pffft!
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Post by BadBeast on May 22, 2012 19:43:23 GMT -5
ITS ME!! Moley .........stoopid boy pffft! OoPS.
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Post by MOLEY on May 22, 2012 19:43:33 GMT -5
Oh I thought he said blue blah
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Post by StormInateacup on May 22, 2012 19:44:12 GMT -5
ITS ME!! Moley .........stoopid boy pffft! Shhh...Dr BB is just getting the rubber gloves on...he's started now so the proctological exam will need to go ahead. **ahem** Lube Dr BB??
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Post by bigwillybear on May 22, 2012 19:49:09 GMT -5
there you have! Ultimate and irrefutable proof of the inhumanity of man. I lay my suffering bare before the Doc and you all mock me. Isn't there a code of essex or a Hippocratic oeuf or something. Don't you feckers join trade associations. I.m suffering her and I just noticed a large swelling in the middle of my boatrace innit.
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Post by StormInateacup on May 22, 2012 22:10:51 GMT -5
there you have! Ultimate and irrefutable proof of the inhumanity of man. I lay my suffering bare before the Doc and you all mock me. Isn't there a code of essex or a Hippocratic oeuf or something. Don't you feckers join trade associations. I.m suffering her and I just noticed a large swelling in the middle of my boatrace innit. Well Dr BB is a hypocritical Oaf...if that helps at all.. Oh - and the swelling - I imagine that's from the last smack in the nose you took for being a cheeky gobshyte...keep schtoom more often and the swelling will abate directly.
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Post by BadBeast on May 23, 2012 7:57:31 GMT -5
there you have! Ultimate and irrefutable proof of the inhumanity of man. I lay my suffering bare before the Doc and you all mock me. Isn't there a code of essex or a Hippocratic oeuf or something. Don't you feckers join trade associations. I.m suffering her and I just noticed a large swelling in the middle of my boatrace innit. Well Dr BB is a hypocritical Oaf...if that helps at all.. Oh - and the swelling - I imagine that's from the last smack in the nose you took for being a cheeky gobshyte...keep schtoom more often and the swelling will abate directly. Yes, thank you Dr Teacup.
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Post by StormInateacup on May 23, 2012 8:12:35 GMT -5
Well Dr BB is a hypocritical Oaf...if that helps at all.. Oh - and the swelling - I imagine that's from the last smack in the nose you took for being a cheeky gobshyte...keep schtoom more often and the swelling will abate directly. Yes, thank you Dr Teacup. Any time, Dr BB. Professional courtesy, innit??
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Post by marisol on Jun 1, 2012 16:00:43 GMT -5
Dr BadBeast I have a tattoo I want removed, I'm too embarrassed to tell you where it is. You'll have to see it for yourself.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 1, 2012 22:47:14 GMT -5
Dear Dr. BB, There seems to be a problem with a missing forum member or two. Do you have any idea where they might be and how we might lure them back?
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Post by dawnkeyfromuranus on Jun 1, 2012 23:24:14 GMT -5
I played with a Ouija board and now strange things are happening.
So I did a Tarot card reading and it said Death and Devil and stuff.
I'm scared.
Also, I keep hearing a voice asking for my American Express number, and when I get up in the morning someone has been in the Nutella and left a mess.
What should I do?
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Post by dawnkeyfromuranus on Jun 1, 2012 23:26:17 GMT -5
I played with a Ouija board and now strange things are happening. So I did a Tarot card reading and it said Death and Devil and stuff. I'm scared. Also, I keep hearing a voice asking for my American Express number, and when I get up in the morning someone has been in the Nutella and left a mess. What should I do? Also!!! Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and hear the ominous sound of a pogo stick bouncing in the garage.
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