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Post by bigwillybear on Apr 19, 2012 5:30:33 GMT -5
Much angst has been expressed in the intelligence communities over the possibility that terrorists will make a dirty bomb. Their concerns are well founded as dirty bombs are very easy to make. The recipe is as follows.
Take one ordinary bomb
First cache your bomb
Next prepare a bowl of turd crumbs. These can be bought ready made or by dehydrating and crumbling one's own excreta.
paint the bomb with a thin smear of honey and cover in turd crumbs.
For that extra bit of glam you can paint Jihaadist slogans on your bomb using dogshit.
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Post by BadBeast on Apr 19, 2012 5:34:29 GMT -5
Much angst has been expressed in the intelligence communities over the possibility that terrorists will make a dirty bomb. Their concerns are well founded as dirty bombs are very easy to make. The recipe is as follows. Take one ordinary bomb First cache your bomb Next prepare a bowl of turd crumbs. These can be bought ready made or by dehydrating and crumbling one's own excreta. paint the bomb with a thin smear of honey and cover in turd crumbs. For that extra bit of glam you can paint Jihaadist slogans on your bomb using dogshit. So it WAS you, You Fen Plodding Scatophile! |
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Post by StormInateacup on Apr 19, 2012 7:11:31 GMT -5
This post has a disturbing sense of immediacy and reality based wossaname in it.
I suspect that this is is what he gets up to in his shed, once he's sucked all the petrol out of those Honda Gennys of his.
**casts disgusted eyes in Weewilly's direction**
I suspect Moley will need to be rescued from that house one day by the SWAT team. If she's not shot in the rush to take the very hairy bear out that is.
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Post by Random Panther on Apr 19, 2012 10:13:18 GMT -5
When we were kids my mate got his hands on a quarter stick of dynamite,he stuck it in a huge pile of dogshite,lit it and took cover in a lowlying branch of a nearby tree,the branch broke he fell out,breaking his arm and the the q stick went off showering him in shit.
Oh how we laughed.
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Post by Tofu DeBeast on Apr 19, 2012 10:29:00 GMT -5
Nice, looks like we all just made it onto the watch lists at the CIA, FBI, MI6, AISO, Interpol, etc. with this thread.
I'll see you guys at the extraordinary rendition camp. Or is it only my country that does that??
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Post by bigwillybear on Apr 19, 2012 10:52:07 GMT -5
Excellent ! a free holiday. Do we get the orange jumpsuits and the stand on a bucket electrolysis spa treatment.
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Post by admin on Apr 19, 2012 12:00:31 GMT -5
OHAIBIGBROTHER
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Post by StormInateacup on Apr 19, 2012 19:27:17 GMT -5
Excellent ! a free holiday. Do we get the orange jumpsuits and the stand on a bucket electrolysis spa treatment. Yes and once there you'll no longer have to attach the electrodes to your own genitalia - and will have company in those autoerotic asphyxiation activities that you and Michael Hutchence have in common. ...and photographs thereof. |
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