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Post by bigwillybear on Apr 13, 2012 18:04:27 GMT -5
It occurs to me that with such a device we could control not only the Stoopidheads but the entire world. A new empire could emerge, a grand reawakening, a riech to last a thousand years! You could make a start by controlling your ridiculously overinflated sense of self proportion. And your saggy, bloated ego. Learn humility, like me. I have loads of humilty. In fact, I'm the most humile person there evaar was. No-one can beat my super-high humile pie, No-one! You are all gob! hang on !mmmmmm all gob.......gob all.........Goball.............Goballs My boy!! you're back Duckland Duckland Uber alles
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Post by MOLEY on Apr 13, 2012 19:00:15 GMT -5
I believe you just need a Dyson Ball Cyclone Vacuum cleaner (in blue), bolted onto him, for it to cope with the infinite loop drive. Drops waste in a blink of an eye like you get at the back of a cat.
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Post by philipkduck on Apr 14, 2012 6:21:54 GMT -5
This machine is becoming too complex for present day technology. It would have to be built in the future and travel back in time. There's no stupidity in the world today, so it obviously worked. Nobel Prizes everyone.
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Post by StormInateacup on Apr 14, 2012 7:03:55 GMT -5
This machine is becoming too complex for present day technology. It would have to be built in the future and travel back in time. There's no stupidity in the world today, so it obviously worked. Nobel Prizes everyone. Well if we need to go forward to send it back we're going to need two enormous hadron colliders - one at either end of the worm hole they've opened to do the time travelling through. I know this to be a fact because I was sleeping with a particle physicist for a short while last year and he told me all about it in bed one night. I had me mind on other things at the time and so the details elude me, but it must be true because Dave as a brain the size of a planet and would never lie to me. 1So the expense of the project is getting a little out of hand for the funds currently available. I suggest we have a cake stall to raise some ready cash, kay? 1: He would however as it turns out steal me best knickers and give a v creepy explanation as to why he did it, so I am n ot at liberty to call him and ask for a further exposition vis a vis the necessity for the two hadron colliders.
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