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Post by Tofu DeBeast on Apr 13, 2012 14:10:40 GMT -5
I've done a fair bit of programming in my day, and I can tell you that if a program (or 'executable' as we in the trade like to call it) wants to go into an infinite loop, then it will and there is nothing you can do about it. Or at least that has been my experience.
The way to prevent it from detecting it's own stoopid is to make sure it's been smartened up. I suggest putting a hinged lid on its head, so that it can be opened up and a copy of War and Peace (or something else sufficiently intellectual) can be dumped in there.
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Post by bigwillybear on Apr 13, 2012 14:11:09 GMT -5
"It could play Baroque chamber music out of its arse."
I would have thought something more pragmatic like an ash tray. Should we now divide along ash tray/ Brogue music lines and develop competing cyborgs that will battle one another and destroy the planet?
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Post by admin on Apr 13, 2012 14:12:41 GMT -5
Connect bags of stale urine to the wheels so as it rolls by it gives a refreshing sprinkler effect.
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Post by bigwillybear on Apr 13, 2012 14:14:37 GMT -5
Connect bags of stale urine to the wheels so as it rolls by it gives a refreshing sprinkler effect. Its a nice idea but where the hell are we going to get hold of bags of stale urine without alerting the Stoopidheads? |
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Post by philipkduck on Apr 13, 2012 14:29:20 GMT -5
I think it needs a bow tie.
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Post by dawnkeyfromuranus on Apr 13, 2012 14:29:28 GMT -5
There should also be a cake slot with a delicious slice of cake behind the sliding clear door, and when opened it drops down and a hand shoots out and slaps one's face.  |
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Post by dawnkeyfromuranus on Apr 13, 2012 14:34:23 GMT -5
I think it needs a bow tie. I feel so loved  |
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Post by admin on Apr 13, 2012 14:41:06 GMT -5
Connect bags of stale urine to the wheels so as it rolls by it gives a refreshing sprinkler effect. Its a nice idea but where the hell are we going to get hold of bags of stale urine without alerting the Stoopidheads? D'oh, they're Stoopidheads, we write "Urinal" on the bags and let them fill them for us. |
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Post by philipkduck on Apr 13, 2012 14:51:26 GMT -5
There should also be a cake slot with a delicious slice of cake behind the sliding clear door, and when opened it drops down and a hand shoots out and slaps one's face.  This could be incorporated into its multiple function arse : CD player (Baroque chamber music only), ashtray, cake dispenser. Anyone stupid enough to go near such an arse gets a slap in the face (and piss all over their shoes). |
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Post by dawnkeyfromuranus on Apr 13, 2012 14:58:57 GMT -5
I love you duck. I'm knitting you a beakwarmer for xmas.
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Post by bigwillybear on Apr 13, 2012 16:55:17 GMT -5
It occurs to me that with such a device we could control not only the Stoopidheads but the entire world. A new empire could emerge, a grand reawakening, a riech to last a thousand years!
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Post by admin on Apr 13, 2012 17:04:13 GMT -5
The Fifth Riech!
Dammit, I was trying to post an image of a fifth of whiskey here.
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Post by dawnkeyfromuranus on Apr 13, 2012 17:06:09 GMT -5
Shlt. Godwinned in *looks at watch* how many?
Another brilliant idea lost to the slippery slope... XD
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Post by admin on Apr 13, 2012 17:08:37 GMT -5
Shlt. Godwinned in *looks at watch* how many? Another brilliant idea lost to the slippery slope... XD Nah, I was going for a 5th of whiskey. |
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Post by BadBeast on Apr 13, 2012 17:12:37 GMT -5
It occurs to me that with such a device we could control not only the Stoopidheads but the entire world. A new empire could emerge, a grand reawakening, a riech to last a thousand years! You could make a start by controlling your ridiculously overinflated sense of self proportion. And your saggy, bloated ego. Learn humility, like me. I have loads of humilty. In fact, I'm the most humile person there evaar was. No-one can beat my super-high humile pie, No-one!  |
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