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Post by ayezatulbrite on Apr 11, 2012 15:36:06 GMT -5
IT BLOODY WORKS ;D ;D ;D
MY supa dupa invention on the DVD rom drive bloody works. Works on the power supply, works on the graphics card - runs faster, blacker blacks...
Plays scratched CDs and DVDs that it couldn't paly before.
My computer was out of action for 2 days but I bloody got it to work.
It bloody works. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAA......
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Post by admin on Apr 11, 2012 15:37:17 GMT -5
Well done! Care to share technical details?
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Post by StormInateacup on Apr 11, 2012 15:48:16 GMT -5
IT BLOODY WORKS ;D ;D ;D MY supa dupa invention on the DVD rom drive bloody works. Works on the power supply, works on the graphics card - runs faster, blacker blacks... Plays scratched CDs and DVDs that it couldn't paly before. My computer was out of action for 2 days but I bloody got it to work. It bloody works. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAA...... ((((Bob))) Patent the fucker!! |
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Post by bigwillybear on Apr 11, 2012 16:22:09 GMT -5
you can't patent the on off switch.
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Post by admin on Apr 11, 2012 16:24:50 GMT -5
Tell The Clapper that.
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Post by ayezatulbrite on Apr 11, 2012 17:21:31 GMT -5
I know that it works, but i'm not exactly sure how it works. It has something to do with material properties. Maybe it has some parallels with something like dielectric spectroscopy or polarisation or hysterisis or all of the above!
I know it works on headphones, loudspeakers, CD player, amplifier, mobile phone, computer power supply, graphics card and DVD drive. What does it do for motors and generators or even superconductors??
I'm beginning to suspect there are 3 aspects to conduction in circuits: voltage, current and the propagating electromagnetic wave. Maybe there is something that propagates through a plenum of neutrinos?? OH GOD I DON'T KNOW!!!
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Post by ayezatulbrite on Apr 11, 2012 17:22:31 GMT -5
Oh FFS bigwillybear! You're almost as bad as CBOLAR.
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Post by ayezatulbrite on Apr 11, 2012 17:23:59 GMT -5
it's so bloody stressful spending ages working on something not knowing if it's all for nothing and you've busted your own stuff to boot
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Post by ayezatulbrite on Apr 11, 2012 17:27:08 GMT -5
you can't patent the on off switch. you are officially SMITED  |
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Post by bigwillybear on Apr 11, 2012 17:36:37 GMT -5
Better invent the smite button first
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Post by StormInateacup on Apr 11, 2012 20:08:09 GMT -5
Penfold's just jealous lovey because everything he attempts to invent ends up spontaneously combusting. Pyro Pete they call him, in The Fens. By the way I exalted you for being a genius. Just remember Penfold, old Lister didn't know what precisely he had done when he found penicillin in that Petri dish either. But he knew it was bloody significant!  (and no I don't mean Lister from Red feckin' Dwarf, smartarse!) |
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Post by bigwillybear on Apr 12, 2012 8:03:26 GMT -5
Penfold's just jealous lovey because everything he attempts to invent ends up spontaneously combusting. Pyro Pete they call him, in The Fens. By the way I exalted you for being a genius. Just remember Penfold, old Lister didn't know what precisely he had done when he found penicillin in that Petri dish either. But he knew it was bloody significant! (and no I don't mean Lister from Red feckin' Dwarf, smartarse!) With all due deference to the fetid dingos kidney that resides in your skull I would point out that Alexander Graham Bell invented Penicilin |
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Post by StormInateacup on Apr 12, 2012 8:10:03 GMT -5
Penfold's just jealous lovey because everything he attempts to invent ends up spontaneously combusting. Pyro Pete they call him, in The Fens. By the way I exalted you for being a genius. Just remember Penfold, old Lister didn't know what precisely he had done when he found penicillin in that Petri dish either. But he knew it was bloody significant! (and no I don't mean Lister from Red feckin' Dwarf, smartarse!) With all due deference to the fetid dingos kidney that resides in your skull I would point out that Alexander Graham Bell invented Penicilin Don't be fucking ridiculous. Alexander Graham Bell didn't even invent the telephone - some Italian geezer name of Antonio Meucci did. |
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