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Post by rscott on Jun 12, 2012 6:42:07 GMT -5
"That would make a great hack add for those medical panic button pendants." It's been so long I've forgotten.  Could someone please explain teh sex and keep it simple I gots teh brain damage. Maybe someone like Jenne with recent experience could explain to me how is babby formed? |
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Post by BadBeast on Jun 12, 2012 7:11:05 GMT -5
"That would make a great add for those medical panic button pendants." It's been so long I've forgotten. Could someone please explain teh sex and keep it simple I gots the brain damage. Maybe someone like Jenne with recent experience could explain to me how is babby formed? It wouldn't surprise me, if due to the unmitigated trauma of pregnancy, followed by an endless three days of labour, her mind has protectively blocked out any memory chronologically more recent than than nine months ago, or geographically, lower than her milky funbags. But then, I think that of every new mother, and a surprisingly large number of them opt for a second or even third go. I'd sooner have my (theoretical) uterus ripped out by weasels and thrown to the dogs than put myself through an ordeal like that. Even witnessing the gore ridden miracle of my own children's births made me hastily re-evaluate my whole lifelong relationship with vaginas, and I'm a Man! I thought vaginas were a bit of a one trick pony, until I saw my own man muck magically transformed into squawking baby and dished up steaming like a Beef Wellington out of my own good lady's (up until then) exquisitely welcoming tuppence! *shudders* |
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Post by StormInateacup on Jun 12, 2012 7:22:52 GMT -5
"That would make a great add for those medical panic button pendants." It's been so long I've forgotten. Could someone please explain teh sex and keep it simple I gots the brain damage. Maybe someone like Jenne with recent experience could explain to me how is babby formed? I'll tell you what I told my son, before he knew first hand: It's not a lot like what you see depicted on redtube, 'kay? And if it is - you're doing it wrong. |
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Post by The Mad Hatter on Jun 12, 2012 8:22:47 GMT -5
Walk by a woman, say "fuck you".
She will say "fuck you back".
Hallway sex, how it's done.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 12, 2012 8:39:36 GMT -5
"That would make a great add for those medical panic button pendants." It's been so long I've forgotten. Could someone please explain teh sex and keep it simple I gots the brain damage. Maybe someone like Jenne with recent experience could explain to me how is babby formed? Oh great! You don't remember either?! SHIT, what are we gonna do? I was really hoping you could remind ME!  |
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Post by rscott on Jun 12, 2012 9:13:04 GMT -5
"That would make a great add for those medical panic button pendants." It's been so long I've forgotten. Could someone please explain teh sex and keep it simple I gots the brain damage. Maybe someone like Jenne with recent experience could explain to me how is babby formed? Oh great! You don't remember either?! SHIT, what are we gonna do? I was really hoping you could remind ME! We're gunna need a tutor or Tudor or sumptin. Didn't royals get a little help from a courtesan or someone on they're wedding night? |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 12, 2012 9:22:02 GMT -5
Sumbitch! I'm a Tudor.
(Really! I am, my abunchoftimes great Grandmother was Mary Tudor, the "declared a bastard" daughter so he could marry wife # 3 or 4, I forget, of Henry}.
NOW what do we do?
The Tudor don't remember either!
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Post by rscott on Jun 12, 2012 11:44:29 GMT -5
Sumbitch! I'm a Tudor. (Really! I am, my abunchoftimes great Grandmother was Mary Tudor, the "declared a bastard" daughter so he could marry wife # 3 or 4, I forget, of Henry}. NOW what do we do? The Tudor don't remember either! So, that would make you a "Royal Bitch Witch" at times. Mehbe we could buy a flash drive tutorial from Storms spawn DeadManSinging |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 12, 2012 15:39:47 GMT -5
"Mehbe we could buy a flash drive tutorial from Storms spawn DeadManSinging"
How very embarrassing! I dunno who would be more abashed, us, for having to get a tutorial from a 15 year old, {I have 4 grandchildren for goodness sake!} or DeadManSinging thinking about Oldsex while he's putting it together.
Do you think we can trust him to not put someshit in there that will lead to even worse embarrassment? He is Storm's spawn, after all.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 12, 2012 16:44:07 GMT -5
Google iz ur frind.  |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 12, 2012 19:15:59 GMT -5
 Google iz ur frind. Now, why the hell didn't I think of that?!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 13, 2012 8:58:39 GMT -5
I just remember from a Big Bang episode when Penny complimented Leonard he said "He's googled that" and my son looked at me and said you can get instructions on the internet? To which I replied, "Of course son, and I'm sure there are helpful videos as well....."
It's not come up since so....
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Post by Deleted on Jun 13, 2012 9:28:44 GMT -5
 Thanks Hare! I think our problem might be solved. I just remember from a Big Bang episode when Penny complimented Leonard he said "He's googled that" and my son looked at me and said you can get instructions on the internet? To which I replied, "Of course son, and I'm sure there are helpful videos as well....." It's not come up since so....
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Post by BadBeast on Jun 13, 2012 17:06:57 GMT -5
"That would make a great hack add for those medical panic button pendants." It's been so long I've forgotten. Could someone please explain teh sex and keep it simple I gots teh brain damage. Maybe someone like Jenne with recent experience could explain to me how is babby formed? I just remember from a Big Bang episode when Penny complimented Leonard he said "He's googled that" and my son looked at me and said you can get instructions on the internet? To which I replied, "Of course son, and I'm sure there are helpful videos as well....." It's not come up since so.... Maybe the OP has a Popup blocker he forgot to turn off. |
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Post by The Mad Hatter on Jun 14, 2012 7:42:13 GMT -5
"That would make a great hack add for those medical panic button pendants." It's been so long I've forgotten. Could someone please explain teh sex and keep it simple I gots teh brain damage. Maybe someone like Jenne with recent experience could explain to me how is babby formed? I just remember from a Big Bang episode when Penny complimented Leonard he said "He's googled that" and my son looked at me and said you can get instructions on the internet? To which I replied, "Of course son, and I'm sure there are helpful videos as well....." It's not come up since so.... Maybe the OP has a Popup blocker he forgot to turn off.   |
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