How to Screw With Your Kids....

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I am renowned with my children for practical jokes. Some are silly and some can be downright mean, the only requirement is that I find them funny.....

Last night, after JW had fallen asleep, I downloaded a live wallpaper for his phone that looks like the screen has been cracked to hell.

He so freaked when he got up this morning that he is still fuming after we told him the truth.

I await payback with baited breath.....

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I've found that making Sam say "Please mummy darling heart who does so much for me" when he asks for anything when his mates are over goes down a treat - wth his mates anyway.



I used to get them both to say that when they were little. It sounded so cute and I thought was fair enough recompense for sleepless nights, stretch marks and being chained to the kitchen sink.

It's way better value now though.



Commenting on Isis's Facebook posts pisses her off no end too. Esp when I correct her spelling or chide her for bad language.

But a link to that thing for the phone might be well appreciated.

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Oh I do the same to Joy on facebook. She gets so mad at me she can't see straight, but if she unfriends or blocks me she can't have her page.

I just got this one from the Toy Store app in free live wallpaper. The company is Access Lane, Inc.

accesslane.com/