Aplications to join the NAADL

[bigwillybear]

I am now accepting applications to join the NAADL.

Due to the secret nature of the NAADL the full name and purpose of this organisation can only be revealed to members. To apply please fill in the questionaire below. Your application will be passed onto our recruitment department where as soon as somebody sufficiently junior becomes available it will be ignored.

Please use the secret signal in all future communications with the NAADL



application form

name:

date of birth: (if yesterday then please just go straight to the end of the form sign it, and send it along with your membership fee)

do you or any of your immediate family own a brewery?(if yes please procede straight to the end of the form, sign, date and send for your executive membership)

do you really feckin hate administrators, moderators and people wit a karma greater than 4?(i mean really hate, not some wishy washy mild irritation.)

sex:(no silly male female answers)

sign here

membership fee of £100 payable in cash to bwb enterprises.

[StormInateacup]

Apr 5, 2012 3:09:21 GMT -5 @bigwillybear said:

I am now accepting applications to join the NAADL.

Due to the secret nature of the NAADL the full name and purpose of this organisation can only be revealed to members. To apply please fill in the questionaire below. Your application will be passed onto our recruitment department where as soon as somebody sufficiently junior becomes available it will be ignored.

Please use the secret signal in all future communications with the NAADL



application form

name:

date of birth: (if yesterday then please just go straight to the end of the form sign it, and send it along with your membership fee)

do you or any of your immediate family own a brewery?(if yes please procede straight to the end of the form, sign, date and send for your executive membership)

do you really feckin hate administrators, moderators and people wit a karma greater than 4?(i mean really hate, not some wishy washy mild irritation.)

sex:(no silly male female answers)

sign here

membership fee of £100 payable in cash to bwb enterprises.

I'd like to infiltrate you please - for the purposes of some v clever counter espionage.

name: In Gognito

date of birth: (if yesterday then please just go straight to the end of the form sign it, and send it along with your membership fee)
It's rude to ask a lady her age...but I'm no lady so I'm 21 (don't scoff or I'll smack you)

do you or any of your immediate family own a brewery?(if yes please procede straight to the end of the form, sign, date and send for your executive membership)
Me uncle has a pub - does that count?

do you really feckin hate administrators, moderators and people wit a karma greater than 4?(i mean really hate, not some wishy washy mild irritation.)
Yes I loathe them. That could have turned out a bit tricky as I am all of the above, but I find that my natural tendency towards self loathing has helped immensely in that dept.

sex:(no silly male female answers)
Not for weeks and weeks but I'm still not giving you a tumble. Moley would be furious with us both. She's just done the sheets.

sign here
X

membership fee of £100 payable in cash to bwb enterprises.
It's in the mail.

[StormInateacup]

Someone has stolen your avvy btw.

I'd look in that feckin duck's direction if I were you.

Kleptomaniac waterfowl running about the place we've got and after I told Hatter to keep out the riff-raff!

Someone ought to write to TheTimes.

[Tofu DeBeast]

name: Tofu de Beast

date of birth: Old enough to have grey beard hairs but no grey ones on my head yet.

do you or any of your immediate family own a brewery?(if yes please procede straight to the end of the form, sign, date and send for your executive membership) No, but I am willing to pay dues in the form of cases of beer.

do you really feckin hate administrators, moderators and people wit a karma greater than 4?(i mean really hate, not some wishy washy mild irritation.) Yes. Yes I do. In fact there is one on this forum that has been harassing me. I don't want to drop her name for fear of retribution. Let's just say her username starts with an 's' and ends with a 'p'. *crosses fingers and hopes I don't get "smited" whatever that means*

sex:(no silly male female answers) negotiable

sign here: Tofudebeast

membership fee of £100 payable in cash to bwb enterprises. Hey I thought I was going to be treasurer, wtf happened? I was setting up a paypal account filtered through an untraceable Cayman Islands bank and everything. I think I would be real good at soliciting 'donations' too: "Hey, nice account you got there. Would be a real shame if a bunch of users decided to smite it back to the stone age."

Read more: thebluecaterpillar.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=politics&action=display&thread=68&page=1#ixzz1rCKxjs5w

[StormInateacup]

Smitten.

[philipkduck]

Apr 5, 2012 3:09:21 GMT -5 @bigwillybear said:

I hereby appoint P K Duck as Honorary Big Cheese with a monthly salary of €2m. I prostrate myself before him and beg his forgiveness for being a very naughty boy.
Yours most contritely Penfold.

I said pounds not euros,

[Tofu DeBeast]

Good news, we got the official NAADL complaint form ready to go -


ADMIN ABUSE COMPLAINT FORM

Directions: Check all boxes that apply. Supply details when prompted. Submit additional forms if necessary.

What was the nature of the abuse?

[ ] Threatening me with account deletion

[ ] Mocking my missing or lame avatar

[ ] “Smiting” me, whatever that means

[ ] Spelling or grammer Nazism

[ ] Changed the wording in my post to make me look like a dumbass

[ ] Unwanted sexual advance

[ ] Ignored my sexual advance

[ ] Caused me to become envious of their power or status

[ ] Rubbed it in my face that they have 5 red stars while the rest of us only have 1 or 2 yellow ones

[ ] Hurt my feelings (if checking this box then also complete and submit form: Injury Report 24B/6)

Name of offending admin: _______________________________ (If unknown then leave blank and submit form: Request for Witch Hunt B49-3)

Digital signature (must by 9XBG compliant and JTARD registered):_________________________


Submit completed form and any attachments to the NAADL forum for public scrutiny. Include £5 processing fee.

[admin]

Oh goodie! More suckers to fleece!

[StormInateacup]

Apr 5, 2012 22:09:09 GMT -5 Tofu DeBeast said:

Good news, we got the official NAADL complaint form ready to go -


ADMIN ABUSE COMPLAINT FORM

Directions: Check all boxes that apply. Supply details when prompted. Submit additional forms if necessary.

What was the nature of the abuse?

[ x ] Threatening you with account deletion

[ x ] Mocking the bear's missing or lame avatar

[ x ] “Smiting” who ever the fuck gets in my face, whatever that means

[ x ] Spelling or grammer Nazism. GrammAr you umlettered swill!

[ x ] Changed the wording in my post to make me look [more] like a dumbass.

[ x ] Unwanted sexual advance . Yes and you can knock it the fuck off - you're a sleaze bag.

[ x ] Ignored my sexual advance - see above comment

[ x ] Caused me to become envious of their power or status. Sucks to be you, dunnit?

[ x ] Rubbed it in my face that they have 5 red stars while the rest of us only have 1 or 2 yellow ones - well it's true enough so why not advertise the fact

[ x ] Hurt my feelings (if checking this box then also complete and submit form: Injury Report 24B/6)

Name of offending admin: ___ME____________________________ (If unknown then leave blank and submit form: Request for Witch Hunt B49-3)

Digital signature (must by 9XBG compliant and JTARD registered):_I hope you die in a fire________________________


Submit completed form and any attachments to the NAADL forum for public scrutiny. Include £5 processing fee.

**glares purposefully at Trouble maker in chief**

[Random Panther]

I have three yellow stars,nah nah. Full member,now who will help me empty it?

[StormInateacup]

Apr 6, 2012 2:51:45 GMT -5 Random Panther said:

I have three yellow stars,nah nah. Full member,now who will help me empty it?

I told you - I will be there in the winter!