Post by DeadManSinging on Jun 16, 2012 0:00:22 GMT -5
After much consideration (Not really) my list of worst directors of all time is:
Michael Bay (Transformers, Armageddon, Bad Boyz)
This guy fits explosions in where ever he can. No matter what the movie is about, there is explosions. If he made a romantic comedy, he'd still manage to have them in there.
Roland Emmerich (Godzilla, 2012, Dante's Peak)
I've only seen Godzilla and 2012, and while Godzilla is just a film for the brain dead, 2012 is the biggest load of shit I have seen in my entire life. We were forced to watch it and study it for geography. That's just unforgivable. The plot is that the earth's core melts, which makes the tectonic plates move at will (
) and some how a guy manages to get his kids and his ex-wife in a STRETCH LIMO and out run explosions, and the earth collapsing in on it's self by mere centimeters.
Uwe Boll (House of The Dead, Alone In The Dark, Far Cry)
This guys movies are worse than Ed Woods. At least Ed Woods movies are good for laugh value, Uwe Boll's movies make you cry, cry for humanity. He gets great games, like Far Cry, and ruins them with horrible abominations. He made a movie of some game called Dungeon Siege, and even though it had Jason Statham in the lead role, it was still shit. If you want a good laugh, read his wikipedia page: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uwe_Boll
Paul W. S Anderson (Aliens Vs Predator, Resident Evil, Death Race)
Do I really need to comment? He made a movie called Aliens vs Predator. The concept of Aliens and Predators being in the same universe is awesome, but they were always in the same universe. Before the comics and before the movie. The movie might actually be alright if it had any actors that I had heard of, followed the original plot (Like being set in the god damn future and in space), and of course, a different name. Resident Evil has about 50000 movies, only one of which, is at least, watchable. He also directed the Mortal Kombat movies, which all I need to say about them is:
Adam Sandler (Various stupid slapstick movies for the brain dead)
He's Adam Sandler.
Catherine Hardwicke (Twilight, Snow White and The Huntsman, Little Red Riding Hood)
Not only did she direct Twilight, but she tries to turn Snow White and Little Red Riding Hood into a Gothic Love Story. Which could be done if say Tim Burton did it. But she's horrible at it. She takes away all Horror elements and casts Kristen Herp Derp as the lead in all her movies. And she's surpossed to be better looking than Charlize Theron in the latest "Emo Chick Flick". Yes, that's what they are, Emo Chick Flicks. Here's a picture of Miss Derpity Herp so you know what I'm talking about (This is not photoshop, I've seen the trailers for Snow White):
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Well that's my rant. What do you think? Discuss.
After much consideration (Not really) my list of worst directors of all time is:
Michael Bay (Transformers, Armageddon, Bad Boyz)
This guy fits explosions in where ever he can. No matter what the movie is about, there is explosions. If he made a romantic comedy, he'd still manage to have them in there.
Roland Emmerich (Godzilla, 2012, Dante's Peak)
I've only seen Godzilla and 2012, and while Godzilla is just a film for the brain dead, 2012 is the biggest load of shit I have seen in my entire life. We were forced to watch it and study it for geography. That's just unforgivable. The plot is that the earth's core melts, which makes the tectonic plates move at will () and some how a guy manages to get his kids and his ex-wife in a STRETCH LIMO and out run explosions, and the earth collapsing in on it's self by mere centimeters.
Uwe Boll (House of The Dead, Alone In The Dark, Far Cry)
This guys movies are worse than Ed Woods. At least Ed Woods movies are good for laugh value, Uwe Boll's movies make you cry, cry for humanity. He gets great games, like Far Cry, and ruins them with horrible abominations. He made a movie of some game called Dungeon Siege, and even though it had Jason Statham in the lead role, it was still shit. If you want a good laugh, read his wikipedia page: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uwe_Boll
Paul W. S Anderson (Aliens Vs Predator, Resident Evil, Death Race)
Do I really need to comment? He made a movie called Aliens vs Predator. The concept of Aliens and Predators being in the same universe is awesome, but they were always in the same universe. Before the comics and before the movie. The movie might actually be alright if it had any actors that I had heard of, followed the original plot (Like being set in the god damn future and in space), and of course, a different name. Resident Evil has about 50000 movies, only one of which, is at least, watchable. He also directed the Mortal Kombat movies, which all I need to say about them is:
Adam Sandler (Various stupid slapstick movies for the brain dead)
He's Adam Sandler.
Catherine Hardwicke (Twilight, Snow White and The Huntsman, Little Red Riding Hood)
Not only did she direct Twilight, but she tries to turn Snow White and Little Red Riding Hood into a Gothic Love Story. Which could be done if say Tim Burton did it. But she's horrible at it. She takes away all Horror elements and casts Kristen Herp Derp as the lead in all her movies. And she's surpossed to be better looking than Charlize Theron in the latest
Michael Bay (Transformers, Armageddon, Bad Boyz)
This guy fits explosions in where ever he can. No matter what the movie is about, there is explosions. If he made a romantic comedy, he'd still manage to have them in there.
Roland Emmerich (Godzilla, 2012, Dante's Peak)
I've only seen Godzilla and 2012, and while Godzilla is just a film for the brain dead, 2012 is the biggest load of shit I have seen in my entire life. We were forced to watch it and study it for geography. That's just unforgivable. The plot is that the earth's core melts, which makes the tectonic plates move at will (
) and some how a guy manages to get his kids and his ex-wife in a STRETCH LIMO and out run explosions, and the earth collapsing in on it's self by mere centimeters. Uwe Boll (House of The Dead, Alone In The Dark, Far Cry)
This guys movies are worse than Ed Woods. At least Ed Woods movies are good for laugh value, Uwe Boll's movies make you cry, cry for humanity. He gets great games, like Far Cry, and ruins them with horrible abominations. He made a movie of some game called Dungeon Siege, and even though it had Jason Statham in the lead role, it was still shit. If you want a good laugh, read his wikipedia page: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uwe_Boll
Paul W. S Anderson (Aliens Vs Predator, Resident Evil, Death Race)
Do I really need to comment? He made a movie called Aliens vs Predator. The concept of Aliens and Predators being in the same universe is awesome, but they were always in the same universe. Before the comics and before the movie. The movie might actually be alright if it had any actors that I had heard of, followed the original plot (Like being set in the god damn future and in space), and of course, a different name. Resident Evil has about 50000 movies, only one of which, is at least, watchable. He also directed the Mortal Kombat movies, which all I need to say about them is:
Adam Sandler (Various stupid slapstick movies for the brain dead)
He's Adam Sandler.
Catherine Hardwicke (Twilight, Snow White and The Huntsman, Little Red Riding Hood)
Not only did she direct Twilight, but she tries to turn Snow White and Little Red Riding Hood into a Gothic Love Story. Which could be done if say Tim Burton did it. But she's horrible at it. She takes away all Horror elements and casts Kristen Herp Derp as the lead in all her movies. And she's surpossed to be better looking than Charlize Theron in the latest "Emo Chick Flick". Yes, that's what they are, Emo Chick Flicks. Here's a picture of Miss Derpity Herp so you know what I'm talking about (This is not photoshop, I've seen the trailers for Snow White):
i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/320/628/c47.jpg
Well that's my rant. What do you think? Discuss.
After much consideration (Not really) my list of worst directors of all time is:
Michael Bay (Transformers, Armageddon, Bad Boyz)
This guy fits explosions in where ever he can. No matter what the movie is about, there is explosions. If he made a romantic comedy, he'd still manage to have them in there.
Roland Emmerich (Godzilla, 2012, Dante's Peak)
I've only seen Godzilla and 2012, and while Godzilla is just a film for the brain dead, 2012 is the biggest load of shit I have seen in my entire life. We were forced to watch it and study it for geography. That's just unforgivable. The plot is that the earth's core melts, which makes the tectonic plates move at will (
) and some how a guy manages to get his kids and his ex-wife in a STRETCH LIMO and out run explosions, and the earth collapsing in on it's self by mere centimeters. Uwe Boll (House of The Dead, Alone In The Dark, Far Cry)
This guys movies are worse than Ed Woods. At least Ed Woods movies are good for laugh value, Uwe Boll's movies make you cry, cry for humanity. He gets great games, like Far Cry, and ruins them with horrible abominations. He made a movie of some game called Dungeon Siege, and even though it had Jason Statham in the lead role, it was still shit. If you want a good laugh, read his wikipedia page: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uwe_Boll
Paul W. S Anderson (Aliens Vs Predator, Resident Evil, Death Race)
Do I really need to comment? He made a movie called Aliens vs Predator. The concept of Aliens and Predators being in the same universe is awesome, but they were always in the same universe. Before the comics and before the movie. The movie might actually be alright if it had any actors that I had heard of, followed the original plot (Like being set in the god damn future and in space), and of course, a different name. Resident Evil has about 50000 movies, only one of which, is at least, watchable. He also directed the Mortal Kombat movies, which all I need to say about them is:
Adam Sandler (Various stupid slapstick movies for the brain dead)
He's Adam Sandler.
Catherine Hardwicke (Twilight, Snow White and The Huntsman, Little Red Riding Hood)
Not only did she direct Twilight, but she tries to turn Snow White and Little Red Riding Hood into a Gothic Love Story. Which could be done if say Tim Burton did it. But she's horrible at it. She takes away all Horror elements and casts Kristen Herp Derp as the lead in all her movies. And she's surpossed to be better looking than Charlize Theron in the latest
