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Post by Deleted on May 22, 2012 13:05:15 GMT -5
I want to see that baby!!
So I'm starting a thread so everyone can help you come up with some "fun" ways to induce labor.
Keep it clean boys, you don't want me to "skin" you!
Oops....pressed modify not reply...correcting now.
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Post by Deleted on May 22, 2012 13:06:43 GMT -5
I will start with the obvious. SEX and lots of it. Because let's face it, once she's born you will never have the time or the energy for a few weeks. So go on and induce labor the rock and roll way.... "bang your head...." did ya get it?  |
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Post by StormInateacup on May 22, 2012 13:13:16 GMT -5
kk...this is what I wanted to proffer as a helpful note:
Pursuant to the fucking thing....nipple stimulation - just sayin'!!
Bumpy bus rides, followed by a hot bath and a bottle of gin work too.
But nipple stimulation is more fun...gettin' in and out of the bath at 22 months pregnant is a real shit fight.
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Post by Deleted on May 22, 2012 13:22:26 GMT -5
I have heard that pogo sticks work, however, as I cannot jump on one I cannot attest that this is true.
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Post by Jenne on May 22, 2012 13:25:19 GMT -5
POGO STICKS?
lol
Yes, I even bought some evening primrose oil--how effective do you think that is? They say to rub it right in not just ingest it...
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Post by StormInateacup on May 22, 2012 13:42:37 GMT -5
POGO STICKS? lol Yes, I even bought some evening primrose oil--how effective do you think that is? They say to rub it right in not just ingest it... Raspberry leaf tea works - old witchy one that it - and it helps your uterus contract again after too. I took Raspberry leaf tea and popped both of mine out like champagne corks. |
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Post by The Mad Hatter on May 22, 2012 14:27:07 GMT -5
Go off roading.
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Post by Deleted on May 22, 2012 14:38:03 GMT -5
On a pogo stick, after drinking rasberry leaf tea. Y'all need to get more inventive, this baby needs an excellent birth story. You know.... On a cold winter road in 5 feet of snow a complete strager came out of the woods and delivered the baby with just a hunting knife and a rabbit skin........ |
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Post by The Mad Hatter on May 22, 2012 14:42:22 GMT -5
Jebus, fine.
Roo riding with Paul Hogan in the outback.
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Post by Deleted on May 22, 2012 14:44:49 GMT -5
Jebus, fine. Roo riding with Paul Hogan in the outback. MUCH better!!  Now I have to ask, can you ride those things? |
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Post by The Mad Hatter on May 22, 2012 14:46:52 GMT -5
;D Do I fucking look upside down? How the hell should I know?  |
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Post by Deleted on May 22, 2012 14:53:46 GMT -5
;D Do I fucking look upside down? How the hell should I know? Well I thought maybe at some point or another in your wild life...... Shatter my illusions why don't you. |
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Post by The Mad Hatter on May 22, 2012 14:55:38 GMT -5
;D Do I fucking look upside down? How the hell should I know? Well I thought maybe at some point or another in your wild life...... Shatter my illusions why don't you.  Well...if one had been available... |
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Post by Jenne on May 22, 2012 15:02:01 GMT -5
Hm...so no thoughts on the primrose oil? I heard about the red raspberry leaf tea, too. I should get sommadat.
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Post by Random Panther on May 22, 2012 15:03:39 GMT -5
Jebus, fine. Roo riding with Paul Hogan in the outback. MUCH better!! Now I have to ask, can you ride those things? You can indeed,but you need to wine and dine them first(a ride is Irish slang for a fuck) |
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