Sister Mary Meds
Lecturer In Regular Oration(Lvl 4)
Bringing Schmexy Back to The Vatican Since 1990.
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Post by Sister Mary Meds on Apr 18, 2012 23:08:03 GMT -5
I need everyone's help. I was so bored earlier today, I almost considered turning off the computer and getting some exercise. And I don't want that happening again. So can you guys recommend some of your favorite sites that most people wouldn't have heard of? Like: slushpilehell.tumblr.com/Where a snarky agent messes with stupid query letters. Or: thefump.com/index.phpThe funny music project. Where a few dozen people post their own parody songs. Anything you have that will keep me from getting off my ass would be greatly appreciated. |
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Post by StormInateacup on Apr 18, 2012 23:50:21 GMT -5
Yiou want a total waste of time and fucking effort mate??'
Contact the Microsoft Help Desk - and ask for some actual help.
Failing that I am sure your own internet provider would be glad to ignore your pleas for service with a similar spirit of "fuck you very much".
Do you have cable? Ask them to come check your antenna? Do you rent? Tell the landlord the toilet is overflowing and keep emailing him till you get a result.
Oh I know! Get onto the bank and find out what products and services they can offer you that might ease your financial burdens.
All utterly useless ways to pass time on the net.
No. Don't thank me. I only come here to torment you help people.
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Sister Mary Meds
Lecturer In Regular Oration(Lvl 4)
Bringing Schmexy Back to The Vatican Since 1990.
Posts: 244
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Post by Sister Mary Meds on Apr 19, 2012 0:42:55 GMT -5
Yiou want a total waste of time and fucking effort mate??' Contact the Microsoft Help Desk - and ask for some actual help. Failing that I am sure your own internet provider would be glad to ignore your pleas for service with a similar spirit of "fuck you very much". Do you have cable? Ask them to come check your antenna? Do you rent? Tell the landlord the toilet is overflowing and keep emailing him till you get a result. Oh I know! Get onto the bank and find out what products and services they can offer you that might ease your financial burdens. All utterly useless ways to pass time on the net. No. Don't thank me. I only come here to torment you help people. All beautiful time killers, but no Aussie websites you frequent? I would have pegged you for a regular at www.sheliaswithshillelaghs.com |
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Post by StormInateacup on Apr 19, 2012 0:45:09 GMT -5
Yiou want a total waste of time and fucking effort mate??' Contact the Microsoft Help Desk - and ask for some actual help. Failing that I am sure your own internet provider would be glad to ignore your pleas for service with a similar spirit of "fuck you very much". Do you have cable? Ask them to come check your antenna? Do you rent? Tell the landlord the toilet is overflowing and keep emailing him till you get a result. Oh I know! Get onto the bank and find out what products and services they can offer you that might ease your financial burdens. All utterly useless ways to pass time on the net. No. Don't thank me. I only come here to torment you help people. All beautiful time killers, but no Aussie websites you frequent? I would have pegged you for a regular at www.sheliaswithshillelaghs.comOh this one is a time sink like no other. The bitch there though is dogshit ugly: www.pm.gov.au/contact-your-pm |
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Post by Tofu DeBeast on Apr 19, 2012 0:49:23 GMT -5
Cool I sent a question to "The Hon Julia Gillard MP" asking her why kangaroos got those pockets. How soon can I expect a response? And why are they calling her "hon", that seems kind of sexist, donnit? Oz not have that womans lib stuff yet?? |
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Sister Mary Meds
Lecturer In Regular Oration(Lvl 4)
Bringing Schmexy Back to The Vatican Since 1990.
Posts: 244
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Post by Sister Mary Meds on Apr 19, 2012 0:56:26 GMT -5
Cool I sent a question to "The Hon Julia Gillard MP" asking her why kangaroos got those pockets. How soon can I expect a response? And why are they calling her "hon", that seems kind of sexist, donnit? Oz not have that womans lib stuff yet?? Hope ya don't mind, but I told her that her #1 fan was here and asked if she wanted to join TBC. |
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Post by StormInateacup on Apr 19, 2012 2:24:52 GMT -5
Cool I sent a question to "The Hon Julia Gillard MP" asking her why kangaroos got those pockets. How soon can I expect a response? And why are they calling her "hon", that seems kind of sexist, donnit? Oz not have that womans lib stuff yet?? Hon is an acronym sweety - not an endearment. All memebers of the Lower House are Hons., male and female - It stands for Heaps Of Nincompoops. |
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Post by StormInateacup on Apr 19, 2012 7:05:18 GMT -5
BadBeast is truly a prick of a man.
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Post by Tofu DeBeast on Apr 19, 2012 9:40:43 GMT -5
You'll smarten up if you read BadBeast's links you will. I spent a half hour reading them and I'm already smarter. At least I feel smarter. Well my vocabulary has been embiggened anyway. Okay okay, my perceived vocabulary is bigger. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perceived_vocabularyAnyways after reading his links, I've come to the conclusion that BadBeast is either building an advanced AI, or he's about to found some sort of Manson-like cult. Neither would surprise me. |
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Post by Random Panther on Apr 19, 2012 9:45:13 GMT -5
Great word embiggened,a wonderfully cromulent word
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Post by Sita on Apr 19, 2012 9:46:56 GMT -5
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Post by Tofu DeBeast on Apr 19, 2012 9:49:49 GMT -5
Great word embiggened,a wonderfully cromulent word "A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man." - Jebediah Springfield |
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Post by StormInateacup on Apr 19, 2012 10:00:08 GMT -5
The Once-ler: Now, you listen to me, Pop, while I blow my top! Trees? Ha! You speak for the trees? Well I speak for men, and human opportunities! For your information, you Lorax, I'm figgering on biggering and biggering, and biggering, and BIGGERING, turning MORE truffula trees into thneeds! Which everyone, everyone, EVERYONE NEEDS!
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Sister Mary Meds
Lecturer In Regular Oration(Lvl 4)
Bringing Schmexy Back to The Vatican Since 1990.
Posts: 244
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Post by Sister Mary Meds on Apr 19, 2012 15:27:09 GMT -5
@ BadBeast: A few of those actually look interesting. Crap, I need a life...
@ Sita: Cool. Some major league weirdness there, I just bookmarked it!
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