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Post by Deleted on Aug 11, 2012 23:25:06 GMT -5
Your images aren't posting either, Storm. I haven't been able to get images to post for several days, I was going to gripe about it, but, I forgot.
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Post by StormInateacup on Aug 11, 2012 23:39:23 GMT -5
Your images aren't posting either, Storm. I haven't been able to get images to post for several days, I was going to gripe about it, but, I forgot. Fucksticks - it's showing up for me as posted.I can see it . Is anyone else having problems seeing it?
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Post by StormInateacup on Aug 19, 2012 0:43:21 GMT -5
Testing:
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Post by StormInateacup on Aug 19, 2012 0:49:18 GMT -5
Graffiti found on a Sydney pub toilet (Gents)
1st Graffiti artist: "I fucked your mum last night."
2nd Graffiti artist: "Dad. Go home, you're pissed."
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Post by Random Panther on Aug 19, 2012 8:21:02 GMT -5
My favourite piece of graffitti:
I just wrote on the wall. Take that society!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2012 9:48:48 GMT -5
Testing: I can see it now Storm.
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Post by StormInateacup on Aug 22, 2012 6:35:29 GMT -5
I start a new job in Seoul next week. I thought it was a good Korea move.
I was driving this morning when I saw an RAA van parked. The driver was sobbing uncontrollably and looked very miserable. I thought to myself that guy's heading for a breakdown.
Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not Happy.
My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you believe that, 2:30am?! Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.
Paddy says "Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador" . "Bugger that" says Mick "have you seen how many of their owners go blind?"
I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said I would like to come back as a cow. I said you're obviously not listening.
The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.
Two Muslims have crashed a speedboat into the Thames barrier in London. Police think it might be the start of Ram-a-dam.
Sat opposite an Indian lady on the train today, she shut her eyes and stopped breathing. I thought she was dead, until I saw the red spot on her forehead and realised she was just on standby.
They've had to cancel the panto 'Jack & the Beanstalk' in Birmingham, Bristol, Oldham, Bradford, Burnley, Leicester, Luton and London : Apparently the giant couldn't smell any Englishmen.
The wife was counting all the 1 and 2 pence pieces out on the kitchen table when she suddenly got very angry and started shouting and crying for no reason. I thought to myself, "She's going through the change."
When I was in the pub I heard a couple of plonkas saying that they wouldn't feel safe on an aircraft if they knew the pilot was a woman. What a pair of sexists. I mean, it's not as if she'd have to reverse the bloody thing!
Local Police hunting the 'knitting needle nutter', who has stabbed six people in the butt in the last 48 hours, believe the attacker could be following some kind of pattern.
Bought some 'rocket salad' yesterday but it went off before I could eat it!
Murphy says to Paddy "What ya talkin to an envelope for?", "I'm sending a voicemail ya thick sod!"
Just got back from my mate's funeral. He died after being hit on the head with a tennis ball.. It was a lovely service.
19 paddies go to the cinema, the ticket lady asks "Why so many of you?" Mick replies, "The film said 18 or over."
An Asian fellow has moved in next door. He has travelled the world, swum with sharks, wrestled bears and climbed the highest mountain. It came as no surprise to learn his name was Bindair Dundat.
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Post by Random Panther on Aug 22, 2012 10:21:37 GMT -5
What do you call an Indian firefighter?
Singh.
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Post by StormInateacup on Aug 25, 2012 10:19:05 GMT -5
What do lawyers have in common with sperm?
One in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.
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