You are now Forever Pregnant

[Sita]

At least in Arizona.
The Governor has just passed a bill that says pregnancy starts at 2 weeks before conception.

Words fail me at the idiocy of this.

[StormInateacup]

So every girl and woman of child bearing age in the great state of Arizona is now deemed to be perpetually pregnant - and to have no more rights to her own body than an incubator has to it's programme and running mechanisms is that right??


Thanks for the emote lovey...it's going to be be bloody well utilised.

[bigwillybear]

I know it sounds daft but think of all the mess it saves. The electricity savings through reduced laundry will be enough to power 45.000 Remmington fuzzaways.

[philipkduck]

Words fail me too.
Couldn't understand WHY until I clicked on 'the hideous bill' to read the twisted logic behind it.
I was going to ask : just how do laws get passed in Arizona, but perhaps I shouldn't bother. I want one of those headbanging emotes.

[StormInateacup]

Apr 13, 2012 7:47:39 GMT -5 @bigwillybear said:

I know it sounds daft but think of all the mess it saves. The electricity savings through reduced laundry will be enough to power 45.000 Remmington fuzzaways.

Now Penfold this might be a difficult line of reasoning for you to follow. being that it does refer to housework and we all know that Moley wipes yer arse for you.

But never, in the annals of human history has a piece of fuckwittery that led to an increase in the birth rate - as this "legislation" is bound to do - never Penfold has increasing the birth rate led to a reduction in the number of loads of washing wot got done in a community...'kay?

[Deleted]

Wait, I had my tubes tied and an ovary removed, they PROMISED me I wouldn't get pregnant again. EVER EVER EVER.

I wonder if I can sue?

[BadBeast]

Apr 13, 2012 9:06:17 GMT -5 @khara said:

Wait, I had my tubes tied and an ovary removed, they PROMISED me I wouldn't get pregnant again. EVER EVER EVER.

I wonder if I can sue?

Only if you can prove paternity. And tin this case, it would have to be "The State of Arizona". Which lleaves you looking like a bit of a "good time girl". (But think of the huge potential amount of child support)

eta; but you may have to actually move to Arizona first. :butthurt:

[Deleted]

Yeah, that's the kicker. Hell I doubt I'll even visit the state again, nevermind moving there.

[StormInateacup]

Apr 13, 2012 9:18:14 GMT -5 BadBeast said:

eta; but you may have to actually move to Arizona first.

What a disgusting suggestion!

[Random Panther]

I'm sure there's a grandfather paradox in there somewhere.