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Post by StormInateacup on Apr 17, 2012 0:58:44 GMT -5
But all the good ones Agron.
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Two chemists walk into a bar.
One of them says "I'll have H2O."
The other one says "I'll have H2O2"
The second guy died!
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Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One says, “I think I’ve lost an electron.”
The other says, “Are you sure?”
The first replies, “Yeah, I’m positive
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Pick Up Lines Frequently Heard in the Physics I Common Room:
I wish I could be your derivative so I could be tangent to your curves.
Hey babe, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?
Baby, I know my chemistry, and you’ve got one significant figure.
If I were an enzyme I’d be DNA Helicase so I could unzip your genes.
Hey, baby; wanna test the ‘k’ of my bedsprings?
How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the digits of your phone number?
Are you the square root of 2? Because I feel irrational when I am around you.
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Post by StormInateacup on Apr 17, 2012 1:03:47 GMT -5
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Post by StormInateacup on Apr 17, 2012 1:07:36 GMT -5
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Post by StormInateacup on Apr 17, 2012 1:16:27 GMT -5
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Post by StormInateacup on Apr 17, 2012 1:18:28 GMT -5
And while we're on teh topic of pussehs:
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Post by Random Panther on Apr 17, 2012 13:36:16 GMT -5
No Python galaxy song? For shame.
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Post by Random Panther on Apr 17, 2012 17:42:02 GMT -5
Look what happened when I ironed my ferrous wheel t-shirt.  |
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Post by StormInateacup on Apr 17, 2012 20:06:33 GMT -5
Look what happened when I ironed my ferrous wheel t-shirt.  and just for that...a reward - for yew: |
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Post by StormInateacup on Apr 17, 2012 20:16:20 GMT -5
Heisenberg and Shrodinger get pulled over for speeding.
The cop asks, ”Do you know how fast you were going?”
Heisenberg replies, ”No, but I know where I am.”
The cop thinks this is a strange reply, so he calls for a search and opens the trunk.
The cop says, ”Do you know you have a dead cat in your trunk?’
Schrodinger says, ”Well, I do now!”
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Post by Sister Mary Meds on Apr 17, 2012 21:28:25 GMT -5
I stole these jokes from NPR's Science Friday, address all complaints to them.
In that search for the perfect soulmate, marry an astrophysicist. That way, you'll always know where they are at night.
A student pushed a full grocery cart up to the checker in a supermarket in Cambridge, Massachusetts. The checker didn't start checking. So the student said, "What's the matter?" Pointing to the sign over her cash register, which said 15 items only, the checker said, "Well, I'm trying to decide whether you're Harvard and can't count, or MIT and can't read."
If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase, so I could unzip your genes.
A climate scientist and a climate change denier walk into a bar. The denier says, "bartender, show me your strongest whiskey." The bartender says, "This one here. It's 95 percent alcohol." The denier slams down his fist and leaves the bar in a hurry. The scientist says, "You know, that's the problem with these guys. You show them the proof, and they still don't buy it."
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Post by StormInateacup on Apr 18, 2012 0:24:02 GMT -5
I stole these jokes from NPR's Science Friday, address all complaints to them. In that search for the perfect soulmate, marry an astrophysicist. That way, you'll always know where they are at night. A student pushed a full grocery cart up to the checker in a supermarket in Cambridge, Massachusetts. The checker didn't start checking. So the student said, "What's the matter?" Pointing to the sign over her cash register, which said 15 items only, the checker said, "Well, I'm trying to decide whether you're Harvard and can't count, or MIT and can't read." If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase, so I could unzip your genes. A climate scientist and a climate change denier walk into a bar. The denier says, "bartender, show me your strongest whiskey." The bartender says, "This one here. It's 95 percent alcohol." The denier slams down his fist and leaves the bar in a hurry. The scientist says, "You know, that's the problem with these guys. You show them the proof, and they still don't buy it." |
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