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Post by StormInateacup on Apr 12, 2012 23:15:53 GMT -5
He looked a lot like this. I was pursued up hill and down dale by this miscreant fluffy toy and all the while there was a sense of foreboding and ill will permeating the air. I am pretty sure he had a shiv concealed in his stuffing. I wonder what could have prompted this vision from the Soft Toy Corner of Hades to torment my sleeping hours. **glares at Penfold** (it was especially creepy to me that he could not bend at the knee and ran after me in a stiff legged gait, grinning maniacally.)
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Sister Mary Meds
Lecturer In Regular Oration(Lvl 4)
Bringing Schmexy Back to The Vatican Since 1990.
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Post by Sister Mary Meds on Apr 12, 2012 23:25:21 GMT -5
Maybe it was Eddie. The Teddy Bear from Robert Rankin's epic Hollow Chocolate Bunnies Of The Apocalypse. Eddie was a badass.
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Post by bigwillybear on Apr 13, 2012 0:17:14 GMT -5
I know Eddie. He does my stunt evil chuckling .
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Post by StormInateacup on Apr 13, 2012 0:25:49 GMT -5
I know am Eddie. He does my stunt I am evil, chuckling . I noes!!
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Post by philipkduck on Apr 13, 2012 0:38:14 GMT -5
SpyToy drones deployed in Australia. See you in your dreams. Attachments:
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Post by MOLEY on Apr 13, 2012 0:51:39 GMT -5
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Post by StormInateacup on Apr 13, 2012 0:58:41 GMT -5
SpyToy drones deployed in Australia. See you in your dreams. Jebus...all you bloody English are into spy cameras innit? It's a national pastime I s'pose - coz your weather's too shyte to allow you to go outdoors often.
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Post by StormInateacup on Apr 13, 2012 1:00:11 GMT -5
He's a sick fecker. Get away from him Moley before he does you harm (or does your head in which amounts to the same thing)
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Post by philipkduck on Apr 13, 2012 1:15:02 GMT -5
Your nightmares have just begun. Attachments:
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Post by Tofu DeBeast on Apr 13, 2012 1:25:12 GMT -5
Your nightmares have just begun. Gah!
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Post by StormInateacup on Apr 13, 2012 1:41:09 GMT -5
Your nightmares have just begun. Innit funny how you can go right off people?
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Post by philipkduck on Apr 13, 2012 2:12:57 GMT -5
Don't worry. It's just a dream - a RECURRING dream !!! Cackle cackle. Attachments:
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Post by StormInateacup on Apr 13, 2012 2:22:32 GMT -5
Back off you sick quacker! I've always had me suspicions about you. It was the white van was me first hint. Transporting books to market in London my arse! You're trawling the Motorway for victims. The isolation of your rural hideaway is a perfect locale for a tortture chamber innit? I've seen Prime Suspect - I've read Wire in the Blood - there's a bit of Jack the Ripper in all of you colonial overlords. We all know there's bodies hidden all over them Highland Hills. - and when we've located your trophy treasure trove and can match the fingers and toes to the missing girls - why then we'll 'ave you! Penfold's looking forward to the company in Broadmoor. He's run out of specimens for his current vivisection project at the Open University.
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Post by MOLEY on Apr 13, 2012 7:55:35 GMT -5
He looked a lot like this. I was pursued up hill and down dale by this miscreant fluffy toy and all the while there was a sense of foreboding and ill will permeating the air. I am pretty sure he had a shiv concealed in his stuffing. I wonder what could have prompted this vision from the Soft Toy Corner of Hades to torment my sleeping hours. **glares at Penfold** (it was especially creepy to me that he could not bend at the knee and ran after me in a stiff legged gait, grinning maniacally.) I still wonder why it walked stiffly
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Post by StormInateacup on Apr 13, 2012 8:00:26 GMT -5
Because the unnatural little fuckers have got no knees Moley!!
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