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Post by dawnkeyfromuranus on Apr 7, 2012 9:25:49 GMT -5
Alright y'all, I posted this ad last night, telling the guys I was big as Mama Cass, have BP, and no car. I didn't say a WORD about wanting sex, and put some pleasant pics in. post.craigslist.org/k/9Jd0aJKA4RGyJeRtfEnPBg/hr5qm?s=previewNow why the hell would I get 20 response? Are they not reading the ad? Do they not know who mama Cass is? Do they not know what BP is? What's happening here and how can I trust someone who would answer and ad like this? Any advices??? Maybe I should post that pic of me in the tub trying to get out? Perhaps that will thin the herd a wee bit???  |
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Post by admin on Apr 7, 2012 9:40:56 GMT -5
Not a clue, I haven't been single since 1972.
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Post by bigwillybear on Apr 7, 2012 10:09:57 GMT -5
Really! As big as mama Cass? BP? No car?
Wow!!!!! if you had rickets you would be my perfect woman.
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Post by philipkduck on Apr 7, 2012 10:37:51 GMT -5
You just listed the three things some people just might find off-putting but not necessarily. The posting as a whole paints a very attractive picture, and the photos are nice. So sure you will get replies.
I mean, you could have put self-centred donkey who doesn't suffer fools gladly seeks fool to worship her.
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Post by dawnkeyfromuranus on Apr 7, 2012 11:38:50 GMT -5
Do you think I might have gotten better replies that way, Duck?
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Post by dawnkeyfromuranus on Apr 7, 2012 11:47:12 GMT -5
*hooves on hips* OK, who's Vill707?
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Post by philipkduck on Apr 7, 2012 11:48:43 GMT -5
Do you think I might have gotten better replies that way, Duck? No way. Just more pervy replies. |
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Post by dawnkeyfromuranus on Apr 7, 2012 11:52:41 GMT -5
Oh, dear...Vill707 is right out!
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Post by StormInateacup on Apr 7, 2012 11:57:01 GMT -5
What's not to be attracted to? You sound disarminlngly honest and look beautiful in every photo. You're so down on yourself. Can you not believe that people love you for who you might be? I know we do. Why should a some pack of horny goats on Criagslist be immune to your charms?  |
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Post by philipkduck on Apr 7, 2012 12:38:30 GMT -5
Oh, dear...Vill707 is right out! Please explain unless it's too private. You are so cryptic sometimes. |
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Post by dawnkeyfromuranus on Apr 7, 2012 12:40:44 GMT -5
LOL
He sent a pic of himself in the bathroom mirror. I got a vibe that it was a joke from one of y'all. So I Googled the name and I was right, he wasn't someone I wanted to respond to. LOL
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Post by dawnkeyfromuranus on Apr 7, 2012 21:15:55 GMT -5
I have solved the mystery. It's because I used the word intimate. Fuckers prolly use that as a key search word.
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goofball
Student Of Verbosity(Lvl 1-2)
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Post by goofball on Apr 8, 2012 9:04:24 GMT -5
....did someone say rickets? the bastard thats made me have to learn to walk 6 times now....?
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Post by StormInateacup on Apr 11, 2012 3:04:17 GMT -5
....did someone say rickets? the bastard thats made me have to learn to walk 6 times now....? ((((Cuddles)))) |
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notxthexdude
Graduate Of Infrequent Loquacity(Lvl 3)
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Post by notxthexdude on Apr 11, 2012 13:08:15 GMT -5
I don't get it either.
I mean, you admitted OPENLY you live in Sacramento.
"Hot" and "smart" can only override so much in the way of drawbacks.
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