Post by StormInateacup on May 11, 2012 6:04:32 GMT -5
The lad has one of his floozies lovely young ladies up from Sydney fro the weekend.
So we met her off the train and had dinner in an Italian restaurant. We were walking along the street and I hear "Stormy!!" from behind me. Bugger me - it's my old mate Doug from a wine wholesale company I worked for about 4 years ago - he used to be a schlepp like myself and I left because the two old cows running the show were hopelessly incompetent and prevented anyone from achieving their full potential, such was the field of substandardness they projected outward from their office.
He's running the show now - doing the job the two of them used to do and having increased the annual turnover by 450% in the last 18 months- and he says to me:
"Where are you working?" I told him - "How much they paying you?" I told him - he says "We'll beat it by 20% - I'll ring you Monday to arrange a start date"
I said "Don't I have to apply or something?" He says "Don't be fucking daft.'
How cool is THAT?
So now - erm - how do I go about resigning from the job I have - which I've just obtained a $50 a week pay rise in by telling the boss there I was fucking awesome and he couldn't run the place without me?
Bit awkward, innit??
BQ: Why is it that sales of booze, lipstick and stockings always rise in during a Recession?
So we met her off the train and had dinner in an Italian restaurant. We were walking along the street and I hear "Stormy!!" from behind me. Bugger me - it's my old mate Doug from a wine wholesale company I worked for about 4 years ago - he used to be a schlepp like myself and I left because the two old cows running the show were hopelessly incompetent and prevented anyone from achieving their full potential, such was the field of substandardness they projected outward from their office.
He's running the show now - doing the job the two of them used to do and having increased the annual turnover by 450% in the last 18 months- and he says to me:
"Where are you working?" I told him - "How much they paying you?" I told him - he says "We'll beat it by 20% - I'll ring you Monday to arrange a start date"
I said "Don't I have to apply or something?" He says "Don't be fucking daft.'
How cool is THAT?
So now - erm - how do I go about resigning from the job I have - which I've just obtained a $50 a week pay rise in by telling the boss there I was fucking awesome and he couldn't run the place without me?
Bit awkward, innit??
BQ: Why is it that sales of booze, lipstick and stockings always rise in during a Recession?
