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Post by philipkduck on Apr 18, 2012 16:23:18 GMT -5
The motto of the London Olympics has just been unveiled :
INSPIRE A GENERATION !
All over the UK hearts & minds are stirring ....
One of my all-time favourites :
You may say I'm a dreamer.
But I'm not the only one.
I hope one day you'll join us
And the world will live as one.
- Adolf Hitler.
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Sister Mary Meds
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Post by Sister Mary Meds on Apr 18, 2012 16:46:40 GMT -5
It sounds kind of true though.
Synchronized swimming inspires me to turn off the TV and read a book.
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Post by ayezatulbrite on Apr 18, 2012 16:55:37 GMT -5
the Corporate Olympics sponsored by McDonalds.... bah, humbug!
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Post by StormInateacup on Apr 18, 2012 17:00:01 GMT -5
I wanna know where you're having the beach bloody volleyball - and could you petition to make it one of those rapier-like-rock strewn beaches of yours - thus maximising the possibility of serious nay even fatal - injuries to a "player". And as for Pole Dancing as a demo sport - well there's an up side to everything innit?  |
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Post by philipkduck on Apr 18, 2012 17:08:00 GMT -5
I wanna know where you're having the beach bloody volleyball - and could you petition to make it one of those rapier-like-rock strewn beaches of yours - thus maximising the possibility of serious nay even fatal - injuries to a "player". And as for Pole Dancing as a demo sport - well there's an up side to everything innit?  The beach volleyball will take place in Horse Guards Parade - a venue usually devoted to the synchronised bestiality of those poncy tin soldiers that are emblematic of tourist London. You know, the ones you stand next to and have your photo taken, and they are not allowed to move. OK. Horses Guards Parade is not a beach, but at least it's near Downing Street and Stringfellows. www.london2012.com/horse-guards-paradeGood grief - where will they do their beastiality then??? You can't let the Horse Guards go two weeks without rogering their mounts - they'll get all apoplectic and them sabres they got look like sharp bastards. |
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Post by MOLEY on Apr 18, 2012 17:17:23 GMT -5
The motto of the London Olympics has just been unveiled : INSPIRE A GENERATION ! All over the UK hearts & minds are stirring .... One of my all-time favourites : You may say I'm a dreamer. But I'm not the only one. I hope one day you'll join us And the world will live as one. - Adolf Hitler. NOPE! I dislike "air punching" and "winning" the only thing with any entertainment value in the Olympics is the Gymnastics, syncronised swimming, and people who take themselves far too seriously, Losing! And crying about losing is not very sporting nor gentlemanly. Why does so much emphasis go on winning? When they are all top of their game, after all its not us they are doing it for, its for their ego and the free lunch. I look out for wildlife (even pidgeons) but I don't ask for any medals  Stuff and Nonsense. |
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Post by philipkduck on Apr 18, 2012 17:22:03 GMT -5
NOPE! I dislike "air punching" and "winning" the only thing with any entertainment value in the Olympics is the Gymnastics, syncronised swimming, and people who take themselves far too seriously, Losing, its not very sporting nor gentlemanly. Why does so much emphasis go on winning? When they are all top of their game, after all its not us they are doing it for, its for their ego and the free lunch. I look out for wildlife (even pidgeons) but I don't ask for any medals Oh go on Moley. You know you like giving it your best shot, giving it 110% .... Go Moley !!!!! Only 100 days to go and the hype level is already at 11. I saw a wildlife today. It was a tufted duck. |
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Post by bigwillybear on Apr 18, 2012 17:24:24 GMT -5
What a total load of old bollox. Fucking Olympic crap shitywankpiss. The British government just can't spend my money fast enough. Its like having an enforced business partnership with Viv Nichols. These wankers take my money and set light to it and rub the fuckin ashes in my face. Let Seb Coe pay for the the Olympics cos I seriously do not give a rats arse. If people wanna run about and jump over stuff and throw things around, well that's fine but don't suck money away from treating sick people and providing decent pensions to do it.
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Post by ayezatulbrite on Apr 18, 2012 17:41:24 GMT -5
I don't think the Olympics did much good for Greece now did it??? Unless you happen to be a contractor with the right contacts.
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Post by philipkduck on Apr 18, 2012 17:43:47 GMT -5
I for one can't wait for the Olympics to start. I will be cheering on Team GB morning noon & night. It's the best thing that's happened to this country since Peter Hitchens sodomised Shami Chakrabarti on Question Time. You're just weird. Even I don't think the Olympics will be that good. |
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Post by StormInateacup on Apr 18, 2012 17:44:29 GMT -5
I'm so terribly sorry Sir Duck - I appear to have written my response in your box. I have reported myself of course. You know I really am recalcitrantly offensive. I must be. This fucking joint has been open for two weeks and the only people I've reported thus far have been myself and BadBeast.
WeeWillyWinkie ought to be over to garotte me shortly.
**shamed**
NB: In me own defence I must say that bloody modify button is far too close to the quote one.
But still an' all - it's a fucking disgrace. There's no quality control at all in this place - well not when I'm in charge at least.
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Post by bigwillybear on Apr 18, 2012 17:49:32 GMT -5
Actually I just changed my mind and decided that I love the Olympics,. I have emailed MP Jimmy Riddle and asked that he petition the governement to increase VAT to 99% and income tax to 85% for people earning less than £60,000. We can used the extra revenue to polish the arses of government ministers.
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Post by philipkduck on Apr 18, 2012 17:59:38 GMT -5
I'm so terribly sorry Sir Duck - I appear to have written my response in your box. [/i][/quote] Not to worry. It's the anti-Olympic killjoys that i take issue with. What's not to like about wall-to-wall every channel non-stop coverage of sport sport sport for god knows how long, counting the Paralympics? I can't wait. The Bear and I have tickets for the synchronised peasant shooting at Windsor. (Just had a thought about the Eton Rowing Trench, where some of the synchronised homosexuality events will take place. Have you seen it?? While ordinary schools hold jumble sales to buy textbooks and chairs, they can build that  ) |
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Post by bigwillybear on Apr 18, 2012 18:05:23 GMT -5
Para fuckin limpics. Don't get me started. As if watching a bunch of sweaty twats jumping around aint bad enough they follow it up with a bunch of Spastics dribbling and twitching along at 3mph so that they can win a medal that they'll only try to stick up their arses. I do like the bowling though.
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Post by StormInateacup on Apr 18, 2012 18:14:00 GMT -5
Q:Why is arguing on the internet like competing at the Special Olympics?
A: Because even if you win it's still obvious you're a retard.
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