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Post by StormInateacup on Apr 16, 2012 20:23:01 GMT -5
We're so pleased to be able to entertain those whose own lives (and boards) are so dull, uninspiring and lacking in traffic that they need to lurk in more stimulating e-environs. Keeps 'em off the streets dunnit?? :butthurt: Possibly they might even be able to pick up a tip or two on skillful trolling - or witty quipping - or you know - functional human interaction on any level. A song for them: (NSFW btw) Anti Nowhere League...So What:
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Sister Mary Meds
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Post by Sister Mary Meds on Apr 16, 2012 20:25:23 GMT -5
Yeah, I was wondering about that. How the fuck do they mange to get a look-see? Once I'm logged out, I can't seem to find my way back in.
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Post by admin on Apr 16, 2012 20:25:36 GMT -5
LMFAO.
Well, now that this is in the open shall we ask the members a question?
Since we are having so much success we are bound to collect a wannabe troll or two. My question is do you kittehs want to slap them around a bit before we kick them to the curb or would you prefer us to just kick them to the curb?
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Post by StormInateacup on Apr 16, 2012 20:29:50 GMT -5
LMFAO. Well, now that this is in the open shall we ask the members a question? Since we are having so much success we are bound to collect a wannabe troll or two. My question is do you kittehs want to slap them around a bit before we kick them to the curb or would you prefer us to just kick them to the curb? Leave it on a case by case basis I reckon ...some of them might be fun to toy with - but others will only shit on the Axminster and leave a bad smell - and a stain which seems difficult to remove. Though the notion of a two pronged Duck/bear tag team on the arse of certain Psychopathic Plagiarists does seem to me to have the makings of a fucking entertaining spectator blood sport. And I'd love to have a go meself at a certain fucking little jumped up junior high school history teacher when he doesn't have his fan base running interference for him.
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Post by StormInateacup on Apr 16, 2012 20:31:54 GMT -5
Yeah, I was wondering about that. How the fuck do they mange to get a look-see? Once I'm logged out, I can't seem to find my way back in. I suspect that some cunt we trusted has passed them a link - and I know for a fact they'd have bookmarked it immediately - as I said - their own board is sadly lacking a certain something that we have in abundance here - oh yeah TALENT 1 - that's it. ETA:1: And activity.
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Sister Mary Meds
Lecturer In Regular Oration(Lvl 4)
Bringing Schmexy Back to The Vatican Since 1990.
Posts: 244
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Post by Sister Mary Meds on Apr 16, 2012 20:39:36 GMT -5
LMFAO. Well, now that this is in the open shall we ask the members a question? Since we are having so much success we are bound to collect a wannabe troll or two. My question is do you kittehs want to slap them around a bit before we kick them to the curb or would you prefer us to just kick them to the curb? Well considering that Storm 1 loaded this forum with a ton of trolls from Yahoo, i have no problem with messing with them first. A lot of us are old pros at it. 1: Sorry Meds I edited to change this to my forum name. We all have to get used to using only this forum's name when addressing one another. I hate being all moderator prim about anything but it's good forum etiquette and can avoid nasty problems for some users who like to have some anonymity guaranteed.
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Post by Tofu DeBeast on Apr 16, 2012 20:40:43 GMT -5
LMFAO. Well, now that this is in the open shall we ask the members a question? Since we are having so much success we are bound to collect a wannabe troll or two. My question is do you kittehs want to slap them around a bit before we kick them to the curb or would you prefer us to just kick them to the curb? Sure why not. Eventually we might need a way to attract new blood. We could set up some kind of hazing ritual and see who makes the cut. Or maybe just send them to Y!A and see how they do in the primordial soup of R&S. As a bureaucracy junkie I often look to paperwork as a solution. I put together this form for potential Y!A contacts; maybe we could adopt something similar here: Hey great news, guys! I now have 3 openings for new contacts. Interested? Why would you want to be contactrs with SSF Tofudebeast? In one word: q1uality. Quality answers and quality quesitons. 100% certifiable quality all the time. If interested, please complete the following survey and email it to me. Resume and cover letter not required but may help. ---Start Survey------ 1. How often should people be reported? [ ] Always [ ] Never [ ] I only report commercial spam [ ] Sometimes 2. Is humor a valid reson for posting on this site? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe 3. Fireball is: [ ] Completely awesomj and a true inspiration to saved Christians everywhere [ ] Very annoying and I thumbs-down her every time I see her answers [ ] Kind of cool in a weird way [ ] Who? 4. I am here for (check all that apply): [ ] Real answers to spiritual questions [ ] Debate with atheists/Christians/other to prove them wrong [ ] Interesting debate on whatevert [ ] Humor 4. Essay question (300-500 words). I want to be your contact because: ______________________________________… ______________________________________… ______________________________________… ---End survey------------ Yes the spelling glitches were intentional...helps to see who is uptight about such stuff.
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Post by admin on Apr 16, 2012 20:44:15 GMT -5
Yeah, I was wondering about that. How the fuck do they mange to get a look-see? Once I'm logged out, I can't seem to find my way back in. I suspect that some cunt we trusted has passed them a link - and I know for a fact they'd have bookmarked it immediately - as I said - their own board is sadly lacking a certain something that we have in abundance here - oh yeah TALENT 1 - that's it. ETA:1: And activity. That's because two or three of them consistently run off anyone that may actually contribute, thereby becoming a threat to their little tin god status.
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Post by admin on Apr 16, 2012 20:58:24 GMT -5
Very well, then we will require a grading system for trolls. Anyone who scores below a 4 on a 1 - 5 scale will be a candidate for banning based on the boring meter.
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Post by Tofu DeBeast on Apr 16, 2012 21:03:45 GMT -5
Very well, then we will require a grading system for trolls. Anyone who scores below a 4 on a 1 - 5 scale will be a candidate for banning based on the boring meter. What about existing members? Surely they would be exempt from such a process, right? <sweats nervously>
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Sister Mary Meds
Lecturer In Regular Oration(Lvl 4)
Bringing Schmexy Back to The Vatican Since 1990.
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Post by Sister Mary Meds on Apr 16, 2012 21:04:36 GMT -5
3. Fireball is: [ ] Completely awesomj and a true inspiration to saved Christians everywhere [ ] Very annoying and I thumbs-down her every time I see her answers [ ] Kind of cool in a weird way [ ] Who? Well crap then, you better drop me as a contact. Because Fireball IS completely awesomj!
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Post by admin on Apr 16, 2012 21:04:50 GMT -5
Very well, then we will require a grading system for trolls. Anyone who scores below a 4 on a 1 - 5 scale will be a candidate for banning based on the boring meter. What about existing members? Surely they would be exempt from such a process, right? <sweats nervously> Of course, although you would have nothing to be worried about. Trolling ourselves is certainly approved of.
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Post by Tofu DeBeast on Apr 16, 2012 21:12:01 GMT -5
3. Fireball is: [ ] Completely awesomj and a true inspiration to saved Christians everywhere [ ] Very annoying and I thumbs-down her every time I see her answers [ ] Kind of cool in a weird way [ ] Who? Well crap then, you better drop me as a contact. Because Fireball IS completely awesomj! Actually this is the answer that would most likely result in a denial: [ ] Very annoying and I thumbs-down her every time I see her answers
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Post by StormInateacup on Apr 16, 2012 21:16:10 GMT -5
LMFAO. Well, now that this is in the open shall we ask the members a question? Since we are having so much success we are bound to collect a wannabe troll or two. My question is do you kittehs want to slap them around a bit before we kick them to the curb or would you prefer us to just kick them to the curb? Well considering that Storm loaded this forum with a ton of trolls from Yahoo, i have no problem with messing with them first. A lot of us are old pros at it. We'd paint the walls of the internet with their fucking entrails - but I don't want to bring any stress or bad vibe to this place...we're building something very special here I think - and those lot are like skunks...once they've scuttle in and spray their musk its often hard to remove all traces of the stink they leave in their wake ..ill will is a powerful dark thing. Let them shit in their own nest - there's plenty of fucking room in it for a start - ours is filled with content.
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Post by StormInateacup on Apr 16, 2012 21:20:04 GMT -5
LMFAO. Well, now that this is in the open shall we ask the members a question? Since we are having so much success we are bound to collect a wannabe troll or two. My question is do you kittehs want to slap them around a bit before we kick them to the curb or would you prefer us to just kick them to the curb? Sure why not. Eventually we might need a way to attract new blood. We could set up some kind of hazing ritual and see who makes the cut. Or maybe just send them to Y!A and see how they do in the primordial soup of R&S. As a bureaucracy junkie I often look to paperwork as a solution. I put together this form for potential Y!A contacts; maybe we could adopt something similar here: Hey great news, guys! I now have 3 openings for new contacts. Interested? Why would you want to be contactrs with SSF Tofudebeast? In one word: q1uality. Quality answers and quality quesitons. 100% certifiable quality all the time. If interested, please complete the following survey and email it to me. Resume and cover letter not required but may help. ---Start Survey------ 1. How often should people be reported? [ ] Always [ ] Never [ ] I only report commercial spam [ ] Sometimes 2. Is humor a valid reson for posting on this site? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe 3. Fireball is: [ ] Completely awesomj and a true inspiration to saved Christians everywhere [ ] Very annoying and I thumbs-down her every time I see her answers [ ] Kind of cool in a weird way [ ] Who? 4. I am here for (check all that apply): [ ] Real answers to spiritual questions [ ] Debate with atheists/Christians/other to prove them wrong [ ] Interesting debate on whatevert [ ] Humor 4. Essay question (300-500 words). I want to be your contact because: ______________________________________… ______________________________________… ______________________________________… ---End survey------------ Yes the spelling glitches were intentional...helps to see who is uptight about such stuff. We'd paint the walls of the internet with their fucking entrails - See Hatter? Now THIS is what I'm talkin' bout!!! We can take them with one keyboard finger tied behind our backs. Damn I love my friends!!! (((Tofude))) Ima put a quote of yours in the news feed later for that.
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