Post by Deleted on Jul 1, 2013 11:44:00 GMT -5
I took these off the newsfeed because they only make sense to those of us who were here at the time we made the jokes, but as they were funny as fuck I didn't want to lose them.....
You've never minded being sexually objectified before now! In fact you've downright insisted upon it on a few occasions.
In deference to certain of the Beast's **ahem** lifestyle choices, no urine tests will be entered into.
No Scotch before the bout thanks. Beastie's advanced age has nobbled him badly enough - I 'll need to adjust the odds to 5-1 against if he's pissed when it kicks off.
Ai haz awesum Dread Fu skilz, and more scars from the blades of my vanquished enemies than skin.
The breaking of bones, the agonised howls of my foes, before my mighty fists, the screams of their women as I ravage them in victory, all these are pleasing sounds to me.
I quite like this pimping out hot blokes - I mean being a fight promoter.
Nobody wants to see one of those fights,they're never pretty.
How about we just pose for you ladies,it's what you reallly want anyway.
For a man of my age, to engage in combat to titilate the fickle sensibilities of lust filled, vociferous moistened women, seems somewhat uninspiring.
Translation: He's bottled out , the superannuated Nancyboy!!
I'm tired of all the dirty looks I get when I buy bulk lubricant at Costco. It's very demeaning.
Your Mother said you'd be trouble! I got my eye on you!
I'd hate to eat 5 whole ones, you know I heard if you eat more than 4 you'll think your an orange and try to peel yourself.
All things, unto me, for for mine is the will, the power, the kingdom, the flesh, the spirit, the fire and the word.
When the first living thing existed, I was there waiting.
When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished.
I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights, and lock the universe behind me as I leave.
No woman will ever be satisfied, because no man has a chocolate penis that shoots out money
No man will ever be satisfied, because no woman has tits full of beer
You've never minded being sexually objectified before now! In fact you've downright insisted upon it on a few occasions.
In deference to certain of the Beast's **ahem** lifestyle choices, no urine tests will be entered into.
No Scotch before the bout thanks. Beastie's advanced age has nobbled him badly enough - I 'll need to adjust the odds to 5-1 against if he's pissed when it kicks off.
Ai haz awesum Dread Fu skilz, and more scars from the blades of my vanquished enemies than skin.
The breaking of bones, the agonised howls of my foes, before my mighty fists, the screams of their women as I ravage them in victory, all these are pleasing sounds to me.
I quite like this pimping out hot blokes - I mean being a fight promoter.
Nobody wants to see one of those fights,they're never pretty.
How about we just pose for you ladies,it's what you reallly want anyway.
For a man of my age, to engage in combat to titilate the fickle sensibilities of lust filled, vociferous moistened women, seems somewhat uninspiring.
Translation: He's bottled out , the superannuated Nancyboy!!
I'm tired of all the dirty looks I get when I buy bulk lubricant at Costco. It's very demeaning.
Your Mother said you'd be trouble! I got my eye on you!
I'd hate to eat 5 whole ones, you know I heard if you eat more than 4 you'll think your an orange and try to peel yourself.
All things, unto me, for for mine is the will, the power, the kingdom, the flesh, the spirit, the fire and the word.
When the first living thing existed, I was there waiting.
When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished.
I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights, and lock the universe behind me as I leave.
No woman will ever be satisfied, because no man has a chocolate penis that shoots out money
No man will ever be satisfied, because no woman has tits full of beer
