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Post by Jenne on Dec 1, 2012 9:10:12 GMT -5
I had a thread at my old "internet home" similarly titled (it's gone now, thanks to the nuking it got a while back). It was a gas to year after year show folks the wacky shit on the interbutts that you can buy for your fellow AHEM "loved ones" this holiday season. I'm gratified two of my favorite internet comics, Natalie Dee and her husband Drew, have a take of their own on this concept, which I'm linking here for your enjoyment (but please feel free to post your own "shit you buy for people you hate" items, too--it's hilarious what people will throw their money away on!): theworstthingsforsale.com/ |
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Post by Jenne on Dec 1, 2012 9:26:03 GMT -5
Ok, I had to share ONE from that link above because it made me fucking giggle at 6:20 in the a.m.:  You might be expecting a lame compilation of classical music, but no, this album is full of insane, nasty Thanksgiving songs. I can’t post all 99 here, but: 1. Let Me Fuck That Turkey 5. Potato Ass 16. Indian Girl (U Fine) 17. Let Me Take Ur Land Away 31. Smallpox (Dat Pox) 42. Choadsgiving 46. Eat That Meat (Dick Meat) Haha sorry, no, it’s actually just classical music. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2012 10:05:29 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2012 18:45:50 GMT -5
Ima get the ex a little tiny violin, so he can play his "I'm so miserable song" all by hisself!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 4, 2012 16:52:25 GMT -5
Oh Jenne, when I saw the top ten toy list for the year, I thought of you..... I remember you doing this. I'm going to hunt up some whack stuff to post  |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 4, 2012 17:02:02 GMT -5
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA Who hasn't gotten one of these at some point? Attachments:
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Post by Deleted on Dec 4, 2012 17:04:25 GMT -5
How to say I Love You and Die in a Fire all with one present.... Attachments:
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Post by Deleted on Dec 4, 2012 17:06:31 GMT -5
For that child who is just a bit ummmmmm fuzzy? Attachments:
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Post by Deleted on Dec 4, 2012 17:10:37 GMT -5
OK I have to go now, but I will think on this and come back in full swing tomorrow!!!
Thanks Jenne!!!
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Post by Sita on Dec 4, 2012 19:01:07 GMT -5
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA Who hasn't gotten one of these at some point? Never have had one  |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 5, 2012 0:50:26 GMT -5
There is a branch of the Society for Creative Anachronism here in Colorado that build Trebuchet, Catapults and other "siege engines" that hold a fruit cake flinging contest every year in January, you ought to see those suckers fly!!!! It's more fun to watch than the pumpkin flinging they do in October.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 5, 2012 1:03:17 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Dec 5, 2012 1:14:22 GMT -5
So I got her one of these  Wouldn't you know, she loved it! |
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Post by Random Panther on Dec 5, 2012 6:40:09 GMT -5
Big Mouth Billy Bass,the gift that keeps on giving.....the raging hump.  |
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Post by ayezatulbrite on Dec 5, 2012 20:25:57 GMT -5
I'm going to bed before my room gets any FKN COLDERRRRR!!!!
(2 duvets)
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