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Post by MOLEY on Apr 9, 2012 3:16:54 GMT -5
If you hold a Hamster upside down by the tail, it's eyes fall out. I don't believe it!
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Post by StormInateacup on Apr 9, 2012 3:23:18 GMT -5
If you hold a Hamster upside down by the tail, it's eyes fall out. I don't believe it! You sick bastard. Why are you inverting hamsters to find that out?
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Post by bigwillybear on Apr 9, 2012 4:17:06 GMT -5
a clock travelling on a photon of light that was emitted at the big bang would show no time elapsed when it arrived on earth today 13.7 billion years later. As far as photons are concerned there is no time or space.
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Post by philipkduck on Apr 9, 2012 8:27:45 GMT -5
a clock travelling on a photon of light that was emitted at the big bang would show no time elapsed when it arrived on earth today 13.7 billion years later. As far as photons are concerned there is no time or space. If a hamster travelled across the Universe on a photon, it's eyes would arrive 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 years after the rest of it.
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Post by Random Panther on Apr 9, 2012 17:13:08 GMT -5
Hippos can't swim.
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Post by bigwillybear on Apr 9, 2012 18:32:33 GMT -5
Baby hippos can swim.
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Post by bigwillybear on Apr 9, 2012 18:36:03 GMT -5
Spark plugs were invented by prostitute and Olympic shotputter Ivanabuttockski. She was the great East German hope for the 1976 Olympic shot putting team until she was disqualified following drug tests and the discovery of testicles incompatible with her status as a female athlete.
I think she moved to Oz where she assimilated easily
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Post by bigwillybear on Apr 9, 2012 18:36:31 GMT -5
I think some people on this thread are just making stuff up
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Post by philipkduck on Apr 9, 2012 18:43:36 GMT -5
Spark plugs were invented by prostitute and Olympic shotputter Ivanabuttockski. She was the great East German hope for the 1976 Olympic shot putting team until she was disqualified following drug tests and the discovery of testicles incompatible with her status as a female athlete. I think she moved to Oz where she assimilated easily Bollocks. Spark plugs were invented by Nickelarse Copperknickers. He was ahead of his time. He had to wait hundreds of years before Sophie Ellis-Bextor invented the infernal combustion engine.
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Post by bigwillybear on Apr 9, 2012 18:45:28 GMT -5
Spark plugs were invented by prostitute and Olympic shotputter Ivanabuttockski. She was the great East German hope for the 1976 Olympic shot putting team until she was disqualified following drug tests and the discovery of testicles incompatible with her status as a female athlete. I think she moved to Oz where she assimilated easily Bollocks. Spark plugs were invented by Nickelarse Copperknickers. He was ahead of his time. He had to wait hundreds of years before Sophie Ellis-Bextor invented the infernal combustion engine. You know that East German female Shotputter with testicles called Ivana Buttockski?
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Post by bigwillybear on Apr 9, 2012 19:06:05 GMT -5
Oh yes you do
cos that's your mum that is, You suckle at her hairy nipple
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Post by bigwillybear on Apr 9, 2012 19:20:09 GMT -5
Ducks have extra thick bones in their feet and a large hollow area in their head to make sure they float the right way up
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Post by philipkduck on Apr 9, 2012 19:27:12 GMT -5
Ducks have extra thick bones in their feet and a large hollow area in their head to make sure they float the right way up It's called enlightenment.
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Post by bigwillybear on Apr 9, 2012 19:27:31 GMT -5
the human body is 94% water. If the water is removed the result is Marmite.
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Post by StormInateacup on Apr 9, 2012 19:30:31 GMT -5
the human body is 94% water. If the water is removed the result is Marmite. If all sense of decorum is removed the result is a bigwillybear.
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