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Post by StormInateacup on Jul 26, 2012 18:15:27 GMT -5
OK so you're dead. No need to be a sad sack about it though is there? Novelty coffins have arrived to help us on our way to the next world (or to keep us safely interred in this one) with a smile and a thumb on yer nose to the Grim Reaper...or ought one to say - the GRIN Reaper? Trust the UK:  Pack up yer troubles indeed:  Bet this line is popular with Zoologists:  Dont think I'd go for the permenent product placement personally:Though I do feel a terrible temptation to slip a bottle of rum in with the departed and send him off in the right spirits so to speak.  The Eddy Charlton special anyone:  Not sure what the health authorities would say about serving the wake feast off the deceased, but if he'd been a keen chef - hey come on...it's what he would have wanted!!  |
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Post by alyceavary on Jul 26, 2012 18:37:51 GMT -5
You forgot the KISS coffin!!! AND you can buy a coffin online at walmart.com It's TRUE!!! I looked!!! LOL
I like the idea of cremating my brother and making him a firework....saw a video or the idea of making a loved one's cremated remains into a diamond and then setting it as a ring to create a unique family heirloom.
Or just get frozen and come back in the future.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 26, 2012 19:23:41 GMT -5
Willie the wimp had the right idea!
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Post by Random Panther on Jul 26, 2012 19:46:46 GMT -5
I'd still rather have the Tibetan Sky Burial,fed to Lammergier and Griffin Vultures is the only way to go in my view. Nothing is wasted as the Lammergier digest the bones and all.
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Post by StormInateacup on Jul 26, 2012 19:48:14 GMT -5
Not quite so lulzy, but certainly Trollish - www.watchmerot.com.  One can choose to be buried in a coffin which has a camera (video) and a live (pardon the somewhat tasteless pun) feed back to your loved ones - or you know, prolly more likely that gobshyte nephew or stepson you'd always hated, but were forced to leave money to...and they can watch you return to the dust.. I was thinking in the case of the massive dislike of one or more of your heirs you could make it a stipilation of inheritance that they had to watch you drop off so to speak a certain number of hours a day. Before bedtime might be nice. "Oh now lets be having that two hours if Uncle Cyril falling to pieces. Then your cocoa and off to yer kip....Sweet Dreams" oh Uncle Cyril would have to be a vengeful old turd would he not? "Right yer fecker. You got me millions, but you'll be in no state to be enjoying them when I'm done with ya!"embalmedtothemax.blogspot.com.au/2007/09/see-me-rotcom-live-cams-from-grave.html |
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Post by StormInateacup on Jul 26, 2012 19:55:22 GMT -5
I'd still rather have the Tibetan Sky Burial,fed to Lammergier and Griffin Vultures is the only way to go in my view. Nothing is wasted as the Lammergier digest the bones and all. But aren't all the heavy metals and chemicals and free radicals in a Western body going to hurt the vultures? I mean its alright to eat a Tibetan - they're not using spray on deodorant and scoffing Maccas, are they?? But US?? I reckon our flesh wpuld be filthy bad for the poor we mites. |
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Post by StormInateacup on Jul 26, 2012 19:55:57 GMT -5
You forgot the KISS coffin!!! AND you can buy a coffin online at walmart.com It's TRUE!!! I looked!!! LOL I like the idea of cremating my brother and making him a firework....saw a video or the idea of making a loved one's cremated remains into a diamond and then setting it as a ring to create a unique family heirloom. Or just get frozen and come back in the future. I must have missed the KISS coffin....lucky me. lol btw: I do hope you're not planning to hasten your brother's death just so you can have an esp spectacular July 4th one year Aly - because that would be wrong. And if you are - well we wont tell. |
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Post by Random Panther on Jul 26, 2012 20:04:11 GMT -5
I'd still rather have the Tibetan Sky Burial,fed to Lammergier and Griffin Vultures is the only way to go in my view. Nothing is wasted as the Lammergier digest the bones and all. But aren't all the heavy metals and chemicals and free radocals in a Western body going to hurt the vultures? I mean its alright to eat a Tibetan - they're not using spray on deodorant and scoffing Maccas, are they?? But US?? I reckon our flesh wpuld be filthy bad for the poor we mites. They eat putrid meat,a little lynx can't hurt that much,and Lammergier digestive juices is stronger than hydrochloric acid. |
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Post by StormInateacup on Jul 26, 2012 20:06:56 GMT -5
Speaking of freezing folk - Alice put his chick on ice didnt he?
But he was the one who was planning on coming later.
lol
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Post by alyceavary on Jul 26, 2012 21:48:57 GMT -5
Nah......I need my baby bro to fix my computer when it's broke and stuffssss.......lol
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Post by User on Jul 26, 2012 22:24:28 GMT -5
I'm pretty sure that last one was the entire plot of the movie Rope.
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Post by BadBeast on Aug 20, 2012 15:09:55 GMT -5
The Guy who invented "Pringles" was interred in a giant Pringles tube.
Tim Leary's ashes, (along with Jerry Garcia's) were sent into space on one of the last Shuttle missions.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2012 16:43:26 GMT -5
Oh I want my ashes in space. That is fucking cool.
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Post by BadBeast on Aug 20, 2012 17:32:05 GMT -5
Oh I want my ashes in space. That is fucking cool. With today's technology, private citizens can reach Space with rocket kits. Maybe not enough to launch big payloads, but how much do ashes weigh? |
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Post by Random Panther on Aug 20, 2012 17:50:02 GMT -5
A weather balloon would probably do it.
Get you to as near space as makes no difference.
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