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Post by StormInateacup on Jun 13, 2012 22:40:37 GMT -5
"Hey you. Fuck off! And when you get there, fuck off from there too. Then fuck off some more. Keep fucking off until you get back here. And then fuck off again." An E card Kaffy just sent out on Facebook!!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 14, 2012 7:36:25 GMT -5
"Topic: Grate Quotes"
Okay then, that's much better. At least it's an actual word, innit?
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Post by BadBeast on Jun 14, 2012 8:08:48 GMT -5
"Topic: Grate Quotes" Okay then, that's much better. At least it's an actual word, innit? Actually, "It's" is a conjugation of two smaller words, "It" and "Is".
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Post by Deleted on Jun 14, 2012 8:18:11 GMT -5
"Topic: Grate Quotes" Okay then, that's much better. At least it's an actual word, innit? Actually, "It's" is a conjugation of two smaller words, "It" and "Is".
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Post by Deleted on Jun 14, 2012 8:25:36 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jun 14, 2012 8:30:00 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jun 14, 2012 8:31:31 GMT -5
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Post by BadBeast on Jun 15, 2012 19:52:50 GMT -5
"Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?" Homer Simpson
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Post by BadBeast on Jun 15, 2012 20:52:05 GMT -5
"I heard Justin Bieber's got a ten inch dick. But it's in his ass, and it belongs to Usher" *Usher*
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Post by StormInateacup on Jun 15, 2012 21:09:40 GMT -5
"I heard Justin Bieber's got a ten inch dick. But it's in his ass, and it belongs to Usher" *Usher* I can't help feeling that the tone of this thread has been lowered somewhat since its inception. I can't quite put my finger on just when the downward spiral began, but I'm pretty sure that this post in particular marks some kind of turning point. Oh yeah and:
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Post by StormInateacup on Jun 16, 2012 4:39:50 GMT -5
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Post by StormInateacup on Jun 16, 2012 4:53:38 GMT -5
THE BIBLE
It is full of interest. It has noble poetry in it; and some clever fables; and some blood-drenched history; and some good morals; and a wealth of obscenity; and upwards of a thousand lies. Mark Twain- Letters from the Earth
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Post by StormInateacup on Jun 16, 2012 5:13:10 GMT -5
I've learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he/she handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights.
I've learned that regardless of your relationship with your parents, you'll miss them when they're gone from your life.
I've learned that making a living is not the same thing as making a life. I've learned that life sometimes gives you a second chance.
I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw some things back.
I've learned that whenever I decide something with an open heart, I usually make the right decision. I've learned that even when I have pains, I don't have to be one.
I've learned that every day you should reach out and touch someone.
People love a warm hug, or just a friendly pat on the back. I've learned that I still have a lot to learn.
I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.” ~ Maya Angelou
"The caged bird sings with a fearful trill of things unknown but longed for still and his tune is heard on the distant hill for the caged bird sings of freedom." ~ Maya Angelou
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Post by StormInateacup on Jun 16, 2012 5:17:52 GMT -5
Did you know that in the last ten years, 31 Australians have died from watering the Christmas tree while the lights were still plugged in? And at least a couple of those were watering plastic trees. Now I don't want to seem callous, but to me that's not a tragedy - that's natural selection. Wil Anderson: Survival of the Dumbest
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Post by StormInateacup on Jun 16, 2012 5:55:19 GMT -5
“So, you're the man who can't spell 'fuck.'"
Dorothy Parker to Norman Mailer after publishers had convinced Mailer to replace the word fuck with a euphemism, 'fug,' in his 1948 book, The Naked and the Dead.
“I'd like to have money. And I'd like to be a good writer. These two can come together, and I hope they will, but if that's too adorable, I'd rather have the money.” ― Dorothy Parker
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