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Post by Jenne on May 22, 2012 15:38:52 GMT -5
WIFF YOUR FINGERS INNIT
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Post by Deleted on May 22, 2012 15:39:18 GMT -5
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Post by Random Panther on May 22, 2012 18:29:15 GMT -5
Neither do I seemingly,I thought they were for washing out a lady's front bottom.
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Post by The Mad Hatter on May 22, 2012 20:14:49 GMT -5
Neither do I seemingly,I thought they were for washing out a lady's front bottom. boffus
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Post by Jenne on May 23, 2012 18:46:03 GMT -5
It's sort of an enema for your uterus.
And folks, all I could find was the TEA. So I made some into iced tea and am sipping it now. I had to go to FOUR stores to find even the damned TEA, and no hope of the capsules.
So the evening primrose oil was shite, and it stank. Also did a moneyshot in my face when I went to bust the capsule to uh use it as prescribed. In other words, rather than eating it. And then all I could do was SMELL it. In fact, I STILL smell it. So I won't be using THAT anymore. Though I'm sure it's awesome stuff...
Anyway, we'll see if RRLT works...CHEERS.
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Post by The Mad Hatter on May 23, 2012 18:49:19 GMT -5
PUSH IT OUT
PUSH IT OUT
PUSH IT WAAAAAYYYYYYY OUT
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Post by Jenne on May 23, 2012 19:18:50 GMT -5
Hee hee hoooo hee hee hoooo
Just kidding, I'm getting the drugs. If I get there in time. My worst nightmare is that I go from zero to 60 in 5 seconds and don't have enough time for the drugs. Bugger.
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Post by The Mad Hatter on May 23, 2012 19:24:04 GMT -5
Well, we will expect pictures of your tits little one breast feeding.
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Post by Jenne on May 24, 2012 7:15:40 GMT -5
Har. NO WAY.
Still no labor, but more contractions than before...not sure if this tea stuff is going to work its "magic." I drank quite a bit of it yesterday...will drink more today of course.
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Post by StormInateacup on May 24, 2012 7:23:50 GMT -5
Honey makes it taste a bit better. Bummer you couldn't get the capsules. It's much more concentrated in that form. Bumpy bus ride been tried yet?
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Post by Jenne on May 24, 2012 7:34:32 GMT -5
Nah, but been doing TONS of walking, and all that got me was an irritated uterus--not productive, just IRRITATED. HARRUMPH!
I'm sure she'll be out sooner rather than later, it's just the uncomfortability I'm struggling with.
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Post by Deleted on May 24, 2012 9:33:43 GMT -5
Awww Jenne, I'm sorry.
You know, acupunture has a 70% success rate.
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Post by Jenne on May 30, 2012 8:14:54 GMT -5
We tried accupressure, sex, bumpy rides, walks walks walks galore, evening primrose oil, the red raspberry tea leaf TEA *and* CAPSULES, bouncing on a birthing ball, going up and down stairs.
THIS BABY AIN'T BUDGIN'! But I do have on and off contractions, so I think it's still imminent...just not as "forthcoming" as I'd like, dammit.
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Post by rscott on May 30, 2012 8:44:25 GMT -5
Have you tried sex on a trampoline?
I'll bet my money on Monday the 4th, a full moon.
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Post by StormInateacup on May 30, 2012 9:45:20 GMT -5
We tried accupressure, sex, bumpy rides, walks walks walks galore, evening primrose oil, the red raspberry tea leaf TEA *and* CAPSULES, bouncing on a birthing ball, going up and down stairs. THIS BABY AIN'T BUDGIN'! But I do have on and off contractions, so I think it's still imminent...just not as "forthcoming" as I'd like, dammit. She'll end up being that kid who misses the school bus 3 mornings a week and is always the last down to breakfast.....but she'll look fabulous when she finally arrives anywhere!
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