Post by StormInateacup on Apr 20, 2012 5:00:05 GMT -5
This is a proper science. It's a very new field. Our research is cutting edge and independently funded@ We are forging an exciting kind of a hybridisation of Quantum Mathematics, Chaos Theory and The Statistics of Utter Bollocks.
AIM:
To discover what would happen if every user on The B-Cat were to smite Weewilly every time they logged on and logged off.
How low can he go before his account implodes and we are all free of his tyranny?
EQUIPMENT:
1.Weewillywankee,
2. The Loyal Community of The B-Cat and their rigorous dedication to the pursuit of knowledge and taking the piss out of right knob ends.
3. The Smite Button.
HYPOTHESIS:
Weewillywankee may be the moist despised man on the internet since Rick Astley. The rate of smiting will give the researchers far more opportune moments in which to consider this timeless conundrum and its effects on the space time continuum-u-um-u-um. And Willy's mental balance and fragile self image.
Procedure:
All those taking part are required to smite wee willy at the time of logging in and the time of logging out. If they are unable to do so because of congestion in the smiting lanes, they may choose to do their required to smitings at any other time of their login period. They may log in esp in order to smite and log out again without taking any further role in forum activity
Supplementary smitings -
ie: those in addition to the log in and log out mandatory smitings may be engaged in at will. However when one has smote weewilly in such a manner you will need to contact the Supervising Boffin, Storminateacup via PM with a link to the thread which provoked the smiting. Spiteful smites will not be included in the study.
He must have earned the fair and clear ire of a community member through offensive, abusive, ranting, racist, sexist, ageist, species-ist (yes Sir Duck you have a great deal to do with this experiment's success or failure), sleaze, perversion and just downright Rude-Cuntdom before supplementary smitings can be included in the tally.
With his track record this stipulation ought to present no one any problems at all.
Safety/Risks:
Repeated smitings at the rate being contemplated may cause the account, indeed the entire forum to collapse in on itself with the force of the ensuing hilarity.
Engage in the experiment at your own risk.
Results:
We will at some stage yet to be decided draw up a Table to record results. If numerical data is obtained and not lost due to Storm's high levels of incompetence and substance dependency. Otherwise we'll just keep the gin and the bong on the table
Results may include written observations in a list or table, sketches, diagrams, photos, or video p\reviously uploaded to redtube etc.
I aren't really decided yet. I am new to science.
Discussion:
Yes I do like a chat.
NB: Anyone who can think of a way to make this experience of shared learning any more humiliating, discomfiting, irritating or downright dangerous for weewillywankee is of course encouraged to come forward. The community will vote on your ideas and they will be applied on the basis of mob rule and blood lust alone. This would be a good topic for the Discussion.
Supplemental Info:
There will be a control group of 5 users. those deemed to be the most persecuted and harangued by weewillywankee.
These users will be given an equal share of all karmas deducted from the bear's account.
I have already selected Phillip K Duck and Ayeztulbrite as two of the Control Group.
Apolications/Nominations for the remaining three position may be left by posting in the text box provided.
@ I may be in need of a Fund Raising Manager. Appropriately qualified and experienced users are encouraged to apply In This Thread.
Thank You.
Storminateacup.
The Blue Caterpillar
@corrupting WebBased Forums since April 2012.
