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Post by StormInateacup on May 12, 2012 11:40:26 GMT -5
There's more than one way to skin a cat. No. In fact removing the hide of any animal is a meticulous and very regimented procedure which needs to be done in the proper order and with the right tools or you'll make a complete cock of it.
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Post by BadBeast on May 12, 2012 11:41:51 GMT -5
Two can eat as cheaply as one - sure if one of you doesn't mind starving to death. Its as easy to love a rich man as a poor one. Bullshit. Most rich people are utter cunts. How could you love them? That's a bit of a generalisation isn't it? I'll have you know some of my best friends are utter cunts! |
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Post by StormInateacup on May 12, 2012 11:43:11 GMT -5
Out of adversity comes opportunity.
Balls . Out of adversity comes stress, unhappiness, poverty and depression usually.
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Post by The Mad Hatter on May 12, 2012 11:43:56 GMT -5
A penny saved is a penny earned.
Bullshit, you already earned it or you wouldn't have it. A penny saved is a penny saved.
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Post by StormInateacup on May 12, 2012 11:44:09 GMT -5
Two can eat as cheaply as one - sure if one of you doesn't mind starving to death. Its as easy to love a rich man as a poor one. Bullshit. Most rich people are utter cunts. How could you love them? That's a bit of a generalisation isn't it? I'll have you know some of my best friends are utter cunts!  |
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Post by The Mad Hatter on May 12, 2012 11:46:00 GMT -5
When a door closes, a window always opens.
Utter crap, and besides, who the hell wants to have to crawl in and out of a window?
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Post by StormInateacup on May 12, 2012 11:46:39 GMT -5
Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.
No. It makes him a dull prick.
I do like Ted Turner's take on this though.
Early to bed and early to rise - work like hell and advertise!
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Post by BadBeast on May 12, 2012 11:47:20 GMT -5
Don't even get me started on "Every cloud has a silver lining". And as for "Worse things happen at Sea"? Worse than what? The Holocaust? The Olympics? Pop Idol? Grrrr!  |
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Post by The Mad Hatter on May 12, 2012 11:50:33 GMT -5
Losers whine about doing their best. Winners take the cheerleader home and fuck her.
Um...this one may be true.
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Post by StormInateacup on May 12, 2012 11:51:34 GMT -5
Tis better to give than to receive....utter bollocks - esp in reference to oral sex.
and presents.
Though in the case of a smack in the mouth it does hold true.
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Post by StormInateacup on May 12, 2012 11:53:05 GMT -5
It's not the size of the dog in the fight - but the size of the fight in the dog - erm.....ever seen a Yorkie take on a pit bull and win?
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Post by The Mad Hatter on May 12, 2012 11:54:33 GMT -5
If I don't remember it, it didn't happen.
Fuck pictures.
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Post by philipkduck on May 12, 2012 13:43:36 GMT -5
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
I know very little about lepidoptery. What harm could come out of that ?
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Post by StormInateacup on May 12, 2012 13:54:51 GMT -5
There are three kinds of men. The one who learns by reading. There's a few who learn by observation. The rest have to piss on the electric fence for themselves.
This one is absolutely true - ask Beastie...he's the fuckwit who had to piss on the electric fence.
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Post by rscott on May 12, 2012 14:00:27 GMT -5
There's more than one way to skin a cat. No. In fact removing the hide of any animal is a meticulous and very regimented procedure which needs to be done in the proper order and with the right tools or you'll make a complete cock of it. As a hunter, trapper I must disagree - there are many ways to skin an animal depending on how the hide will be used. It makes a difference if it's to be fur, leather or taxi mounts. |
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