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Post by BadBeast on Jun 29, 2012 20:21:48 GMT -5
YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH Don't tell me your age; you'd probably lie anyway - but the Chocolate will know! YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH This is pretty neat. DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! It takes less than a minute . Work this out as you read . Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun. 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10) 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold) 3. Add 5 4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1762 .. If you haven't, add 1761. 6... Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. You should have a three digit number The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week). The next two numbers are YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!) THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2012) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS. Kthnxbai  |
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Student Of Verbosity(Lvl 1-2)
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Post by FigMint on Jun 29, 2012 20:39:00 GMT -5
I'll be damned ~ it works!
Still have trouble with your seizure-causing banner, though.
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Post by BadBeast on Jun 29, 2012 20:47:18 GMT -5
It'll be gone soon, I promise.
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Post by rscott on Jun 29, 2012 23:30:48 GMT -5
THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2012) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.
I remember a similar stunt worked back in the late eighties.
It must be a repeating prime multiple number.
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Or sumthin to do with fuck'n magnets.
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Post by BadBeast on Jun 30, 2012 0:43:55 GMT -5
Magnets? How do they work then?
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Post by rscott on Jun 30, 2012 0:52:51 GMT -5
Even with my extensive science background I have no fucking clue.
But I love em dearly.
I collect magnets and electromagnets (I do understand electromagnetism) and make kinetic sculpture and cool steampunk shit with them..
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Post by BadBeast on Jun 30, 2012 1:05:08 GMT -5
Apparently, EM Pulse "devices" are fairly simple to put together, and can easily stop car engines at distance, (As long as they're not diesel) wipe hard drives etc, and I suppose, missile guidance systems.
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Post by StormInateacup on Jun 30, 2012 2:26:01 GMT -5
YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH Don't tell me your age; you'd probably lie anyway - but the Chocolate will know! YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH This is pretty neat. DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! It takes less than a minute . Work this out as you read . Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun. 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10) 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold) 3. Add 5 4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1762 .. If you haven't, add 1761. 6... Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. You should have a three digit number The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week). The next two numbers are YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!) THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2012) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS. Kthnxbai My head hurts!!  |
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Michelle
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Post by Michelle on Jul 28, 2012 4:11:42 GMT -5
You spend far too much time alone BB. I worry about you.
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Post by BadBeast on Jul 28, 2012 5:27:47 GMT -5
Michelle, I'm just selective of the company I keep. I can't help it if I find so many of my fellow "Humans" tiresome, unchallenging, and predictable. I'm by no means a Misanthropic hermit, though, living in a bubble of supercilious aloofness. I haven't turned my back on Humanity, and I hope I never will. I just seem to have a predilection to seek out the company of fish.
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Post by The Mad Hatter on Jul 28, 2012 11:11:36 GMT -5
I had to lie and say I have chocolate twice a week, the truth is twice a month maybe, but it still worked.
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Post by ayezatulbrite on Jul 28, 2012 21:51:50 GMT -5
FKN Hell!!!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2012 21:54:55 GMT -5
S`okay Ayeza, you can write fucking out, it won't bother anyone here. Or is that your version of G-D?  |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2012 22:02:51 GMT -5
Wait, where's my chocolate?
Dammit I want my brain cells back!
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Michelle
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Post by Michelle on Jul 28, 2012 22:08:39 GMT -5
Michelle, I'm just selective of the company I keep. I can't help it if I find so many of my fellow "Humans" tiresome, unchallenging, and predictable. I'm by no means a Misanthropic hermit, though, living in a bubble of supercilious aloofness. I haven't turned my back on Humanity, and I hope I never will. I just seem to have a predilection to seek out the company of fish. I so swear that as soon as I get myself a decent dictionary I "might" be able to keep up with you and understand what you are on about.. |
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