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Post by StormInateacup on Jun 16, 2012 6:44:54 GMT -5
Winston Churchill
- You can always count on Americans to do the right thing—after they’ve tried everything else.
- History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
- I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
- The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.
- A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Once in a while you will stumble upon the truth but most of us manage to pick ourselves up and hurry along as if nothing had happened.
- If Hitler invaded hell I would make at least a favorable reference to the devil in the House of Commons.
- Bessie Braddock: “Sir, you are drunk.” - Churchill: “Madam, you are ugly. But in the morning, I shall be sober.”
- Nancy Astor: “Sir, if you were my husband, I would give you poison.” - Churchill: “Madam, if I were your husband I would take it.”
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Post by BadBeast on Jun 17, 2012 18:14:09 GMT -5
"A politician is like a baby's diaper, it should be changed often and for the same reason" Coy Turner Sr.
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Post by StormInateacup on Jun 17, 2012 18:20:25 GMT -5
"A politician is like a baby's diaper, it should be changed often and for the same reason" Coy Turner Sr. "Of course you ought to kick an opponent when he's down. Kick him twice as hard and as often as possible. You may never get another opportunity." Fred Daly, Australia's longest serving MP 1946-1975.
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Post by StormInateacup on Jun 17, 2012 18:37:09 GMT -5
[to John Browne, Minister of Sport, who was proposing a 110 per cent tax deduction for contributions to a Sports Foundation. Said by Paul Keating. Then Treasurer. A week before he launched his (successful) challenge to Bob Hawke, then PM. During Question time in The House of Reps] "Now listen mate, you're not getting 110 per cent. You can forget it. This is a fucking Boulevard Hotel special, this is. The trouble is we are dealing with a sports junkie here [gesturing towards Bob Hawke]. I go out for a piss and they pull this one on me. Well that's the last time I leave you two alone. From now on, I'm sticking to you two like shit to a blanket." They don't make Australian politicians like Keating any more. I'm not at all sure they had ever made one like him before either.
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Post by StormInateacup on Jun 17, 2012 18:49:32 GMT -5
Keating again. In a Cabinet Meeting. To then Attorney General "Diamond" Jim McClelland: "Just because you swallowed a fucking dictionary when you were about 15 doesn't give you the right to pour a bucket of shit all over the rest of us."
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Post by StormInateacup on Jun 17, 2012 18:55:36 GMT -5
On the Opposition Front Benchers: "The unrepresentative swill over there couldn't organise a root in a knocking shop."
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Post by BadBeast on Jun 18, 2012 15:41:24 GMT -5
"Why don't you chicks go and wash some dishes, or get pregnant or something" Eric Cartman
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2012 16:01:11 GMT -5
"Supposedly I was created in god's image. I don't know... you'd think god would have a bigger penis than this." — Anthony Myers.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2012 16:02:58 GMT -5
"There's no marriage problem that bigger tits won't cure. Except maybe when the problem is that the husband has tits." — Tim H. Richweis.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2012 16:06:28 GMT -5
"Husbands are like fires; they go out when unattended." — Zsa Zsa Gabor.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2012 16:07:16 GMT -5
"Men are like fine wine — they all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something we'd like to have dinner with." — Anonymous.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2012 16:08:49 GMT -5
"Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z... Wait, shit." — JonTG.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2012 16:10:55 GMT -5
"To generalize on women is dangerous. To specialize in them is infinitely worse." — Rudolph Valentino
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Post by BadBeast on Jun 18, 2012 16:12:57 GMT -5
"Ouch. Well played" Me.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2012 16:17:37 GMT -5
MUAH!! I was inspired
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