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Post by bigwillybear on May 3, 2012 16:38:42 GMT -5
I have a picture of Father Jack Hackett in the toilet. Its about 10" x 8" in a decorative wooden frame. I have hung it 7" above the toilet roll (when full). I would have hung it 14" above the toilet roll but I needed to leave room for a picture of someone pretending to be Elvis. Freaky Huh?
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Post by philipkduck on May 3, 2012 16:57:02 GMT -5
I have a picture of Father Jack Hackett in the toilet. Its about 10" x 8" in a decorative wooden frame. I have hung it 7" above the toilet roll (when full). I would have hung it 14" above the toilet roll but I needed to leave room for a picture of someone pretending to be Elvis. Freaky Huh? I've got these three toadstools made by some new age traveller arty farty pikey hippies. They are different sizes. I could provide measurements if anyone is interested. Not tonight though - I've got a headache.
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Post by StormInateacup on May 3, 2012 18:46:34 GMT -5
I have a picture of Father Jack Hackett in the toilet. Its about 10" x 8" in a decorative wooden frame. I have hung it 7" above the toilet roll (when full). I would have hung it 14" above the toilet roll but I needed to leave room for a picture of someone pretending to be Elvis. Freaky Huh? I've got these three toadstools made by some new age traveller arty farty pikey hippies. They are different sizes. I could provide measurements if anyone is interested. Not tonight though - I've got a headache. I have a matching set!
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Post by StormInateacup on May 3, 2012 18:48:57 GMT -5
Contemplating whether I should get back to work or keep messing about on the internet. I really should work since I will be out tomorrow. However it feels like a Friday, and Fridays and Thursdays are traditionally my lazy week days. Tomorrow the spouse and I will be traveling up to Pocatello for her son's college graduation. We will be staying in one of those theme hotels only because it is close to the college and I know parking will be nasty. We wanted the Caveman room but it was booked. Got the Old West one instead. I believe we will be bringing some bottles of wine to take advantage of the in-room hot tub. May I suggest spurs and a Saloon gal outfit be included in the packing - and things may become somewhat less mundane.
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Post by MOLEY on May 3, 2012 19:00:12 GMT -5
I have to agree Mr D You are all too exciting for ^ ^ ^ this thing. Keep them coming though everyone ;D Derek says he likes those cheese flavoured Ritz Crackers as well. I forgot there even were cheese flavoured ones. What do you think of Karl Pilkington ? Is he mundane or is he just a tosser ? Well I used to like Karl Pilkington for being different but have has hung around the company of Ricky Gevais too long so it's not looking as bright.
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Post by MOLEY on May 3, 2012 19:02:05 GMT -5
I have a picture of Father Jack Hackett in the toilet. Its about 10" x 8" in a decorative wooden frame. I have hung it 7" above the toilet roll (when full). I would have hung it 14" above the toilet roll but I needed to leave room for a picture of someone pretending to be Elvis. Freaky Huh? STFU dear they might think we've got one of those bad taste toilets with an Elvis theme (heaven forbid)
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Post by MOLEY on May 3, 2012 19:07:47 GMT -5
I've got these three toadstools made by some new age traveller arty farty pikey hippies. They are different sizes. I could provide measurements if anyone is interested. Not tonight though - I've got a headache. I have a matching set! OH those stools are exclusive and different to the rest we don't have anything that are matching, or the same, they is all originals darlings they is. ;D Done by some bloke calling himself "Don Champignon" of all things.
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Post by StormInateacup on May 3, 2012 19:11:02 GMT -5
I've just noticed IMA GOD!! OH MY DOG! ........(now calm down Moley it's nothing special) My wooden spoons have all fallen out of the dish drainer and down the back of the fucking great hole in the wall behind my kitchen sink. Seriously I have a metre and a half of exposed wall cavity with two taps coming out of it. There's an entire fucking lemon meringue pie down the cunt of a thing. (I got a tad enthusiastic wiping the bench down when the Mother Outlaw was on her way in the door unannounced.)
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Post by StormInateacup on May 3, 2012 19:12:13 GMT -5
Also two good can openers, a vege peeler, several silver forks and my engagement ring.
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Post by Tofu DeBeast on May 3, 2012 19:17:04 GMT -5
Contemplating whether I should get back to work or keep messing about on the internet. I really should work since I will be out tomorrow. However it feels like a Friday, and Fridays and Thursdays are traditionally my lazy week days. Tomorrow the spouse and I will be traveling up to Pocatello for her son's college graduation. We will be staying in one of those theme hotels only because it is close to the college and I know parking will be nasty. We wanted the Caveman room but it was booked. Got the Old West one instead. I believe we will be bringing some bottles of wine to take advantage of the in-room hot tub. May I suggest spurs and a Saloon gal outfit be included in the packing - and things may become somewhat less mundane. Uhm yes, that would open up some interesting possibilities to be sure. However it looks like the point may be moot. The wife's father wants to come along now, and my wife at this moment is scrambling to redo the reservations somewhere cheaper and more mundane. Which all conspires to kill the special mood that was building up. Ah well, I don't think I would've looked good in the saloon gal outfit anyway....
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Post by The Mad Hatter on May 3, 2012 19:18:23 GMT -5
Also two good can openers, a vege peeler, several silver forks and my engagement ring. This can opener is even older than me!
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Post by StormInateacup on May 3, 2012 19:24:52 GMT -5
I have a picture of Father Jack Hackett in the toilet. Its about 10" x 8" in a decorative wooden frame. I have hung it 7" above the toilet roll (when full). I would have hung it 14" above the toilet roll but I needed to leave room for a picture of someone pretending to be Elvis. Freaky Huh? STFU dear they might think we've got one of those bad taste toilets with an Elvis theme (heaven forbid) I used to have a sweet framed portrait of Lizzie the Second in my shithouse in Melbourne. Gild frame and glass in tact, I got it from the St Vincent De Paul Op Shop bins in the carpark behind my flat above a butcher shop on Toorak Rd. It was de riguer to graffitti the Queen when you had your inaugural No. 2's at ours. We left a selection of felt tipped pens for the express purpose. it also contained a bookshelf wherein resided a number of classic bits of En English Literary artefacts, including a complete works of Kipling, and a fuckton of old Easy Riders and Viz mags.
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Post by StormInateacup on May 3, 2012 22:26:45 GMT -5
May I suggest spurs and a Saloon gal outfit be included in the packing - and things may become somewhat less mundane. Uhm yes, that would open up some interesting possibilities to be sure. However it looks like the point may be moot. The wife's father wants to come along now, and my wife at this moment is scrambling to redo the reservations somewhere cheaper and more mundane. Which all conspires to kill the special mood that was building up. Ah well, I don't think I would've looked good in the saloon gal outfit anyway....
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Post by philipkduck on May 4, 2012 1:36:57 GMT -5
Also two good can openers, a vege peeler, several silver forks and my engagement ring. This can opener is even older than me! Now that's what I call mundane.
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Post by StormInateacup on May 4, 2012 2:59:09 GMT -5
Also I have a ladder in my tights.
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