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Post by MOLEY on Apr 16, 2012 12:57:18 GMT -5
#1 Bigwilly bear is DEFINITELY NOT A FIRST CLASS TROLL butt he is a prize c*** ;D #2 Penfold IS IN FACT MY original Nickname on account of me being "moley" (that's having a moley face btw also See Dangermouse kids cartoon) NOT Penfold (AKA that BIGCOCKbear) he borrowed my Yahoo account and the name stuck so you can call him COCK from now on NOT PENFOLD Kay? ;D #3 I moved into his bachelor hovel in 1994 *face palm*........I mean, and never looked back! ;D #4 We ain't getting married because he is too tight and I am too shy for all that fuss anyway.  #5 He smells more than I do  #6 He is Mr Logic bollocks and I am the clever Lateral thinker.  Just need a break butt I can make up more boring facts when I've had my dinner.....or whenever  please don't get too excited though.  #7 Bigwillybear has always been a bit daft and senile like his father #8 In his Bigwillybear's defence he does all the hard grafting around here and I do all the thinking. #9 I think my mother fancy's Bigwillybear. #10 Bigwilliebear can run a few miles for a fat bastar due to all that hardcore mountain biking years ago and cycling to work 22 miles a day for a whole year. #11 BWB eats too many biscuits Moley eats very little due to having her mouth taped shut and being tied to a chair for most parts  , he only unties me to use me for a door mat. #12 BWB's best subject is physics I don't have one best subject as I don't have the any qualifickations worth writing home about. |
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Post by philipkduck on Apr 16, 2012 13:17:04 GMT -5
You two are lovely people. I very rarely say that. i think most people are shit.
I have often wondered why his nibs ended up being Penfold. I thought it had to be something like that.
Tell him to let us know what he wants to be called - sensible name or he just gets called cock.
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Post by MOLEY on Apr 16, 2012 13:32:50 GMT -5
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Sister Mary Meds
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Post by Sister Mary Meds on Apr 16, 2012 14:34:13 GMT -5
Since '94?
Okay, so the world wants to know, is the domestic Bigwilly secretly a vegan chef with a kitty named Mr. Snookums?
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Post by MOLEY on Apr 16, 2012 14:51:04 GMT -5
Since '94? Okay, so the world wants to know, is the domestic Bigwilly secretly a vegan chef with a kitty named Mr. Snookums? We did vegan food for a few months why and what does Moe's cat have to do with it? Please explain to Moley |
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Post by ayezatulbrite on Apr 16, 2012 14:54:18 GMT -5
it all makes sense now!
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Post by Sister Mary Meds on Apr 16, 2012 14:57:34 GMT -5
We did vegan food for a few months why and what does Moe's cat have to do with it? Please explain to Moley Just something I noticed from years on Answers. The snarkiest people online, tend to be world calss softies in real life. And nothing wrong with the kitties, I even volunteer at my local no-kill cat shelter: www.pawsandwhiskers.org/ |
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Post by MOLEY on Apr 16, 2012 15:18:44 GMT -5
Does it?? Not for me it doesn't  ;D   |
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Post by MOLEY on Apr 16, 2012 15:21:56 GMT -5
We did vegan food for a few months why and what does Moe's cat have to do with it? Please explain to Moley Just something I noticed from years on Answers. The snarkiest people online, tend to be world calss softies in real life. And nothing wrong with the kitties, I even volunteer at my local no-kill cat shelter: www.pawsandwhiskers.org/Who is snarky? Me? I get moody occasionally all the time. OK I know Cats are badass but I hate cruelty to animals |
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Post by philipkduck on Apr 16, 2012 15:39:47 GMT -5
you want to be careful talking about cats. you know what it will lead to. Attachments:
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Post by MOLEY on Apr 16, 2012 16:04:33 GMT -5
Oh them how can I forget?[wipe img]http://thebluecaterpillar.proboards.com/index.cgi?action=downloadattachmentpage&board=silly&thread=243&post=4868[/img]OH goody have we worked out a caption for them yet?
or worked out you were the winner Tofubeast just said you won and you need to post one
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Post by Sister Mary Meds on Apr 16, 2012 17:48:13 GMT -5
Who is snarky? Me? I get moody occasionally all the time. OK I know Cats are badass but I hate cruelty to animals Sorry, I meant Bigwilly was the snarkmeister. Meaning in real life he's probably one of those guys that helps little old ladies across the street when no one is watching. But I've seen your answers on Yahoo. You can more than hold your own with the professional smart-asses we're connected to. |
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Post by StormInateacup on Apr 16, 2012 18:48:34 GMT -5
Who is snarky? Me? I get moody occasionally all the time. OK I know Cats are badass but I hate cruelty to animals Sorry, I meant Bigwilly was the snarkmeister. Meaning in real life he's probably one of those guys that helps little old ladies across the street when no one is watching. But I've seen your answers on Yahoo. You can more than hold your own with the professional smart-asses we're connected to.  In real life the fecker is one of those blokes who'll knock an old lady on the head for her bingo winnings. The man is a sewer. He kidnapped Moley last summer and subjected her to the most appalling physical cruelties. Threw her head long down ravines. Force marched her miles back UP ravines. No access to indoor plumbing even...the poor wee lass. Oh sure he called it "Our caravanning holiday" but we all know what it was - sadism pure and simple!! |
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Post by StormInateacup on Apr 16, 2012 18:50:24 GMT -5
btw Moley - you forgot to say "And he suffers shockingly from flatulence"
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Post by MOLEY on Apr 16, 2012 19:42:30 GMT -5
Who is snarky? Me? I get moody occasionally all the time. OK I know Cats are badass but I hate cruelty to animals Sorry, I meant Bigwilly was the snarkmeister. Meaning in real life he's probably one of those guys that helps little old ladies across the street when no one is watching. But I've seen your answers on Yahoo. You can more than hold your own with the professional smart-asses we're connected to. He helps his old folks loads he is kind and considerate and well I'm temperamental.....what profs are they Meds? You flatter me btw |
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, he only unties me to use me for a door mat.
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