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Post by dawnkeyfromuranus on Apr 15, 2012 9:40:02 GMT -5
any body on here have any experience with Craig's list trolling? Discussion boards? Is it worth it? Any tales to tell?  |
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Post by Random Panther on Apr 15, 2012 9:46:50 GMT -5
I don't know what Craig's List is,other than a vague notion that it's a social network thingy.
So there you have it,the most completely useless response of the the day.
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Post by StormInateacup on Apr 15, 2012 9:57:17 GMT -5
I've always had a suppressed desire to do it. Place an ad selling summat thats not quite as it appears at first glance.
Iron Maiden Fanatics. Do not miss out.Once in a Lifetime Purchase
Fully Functional. Locks and hinges in original condition. Complete with blood and hair from last victim. Some knives and spikes included.
Applications for shipping permits is at your own risk. Possession of said object may contravene as many as 100 International and domestic laws.
Contact MadameLash@Domi8urarse.com.au
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Post by dawnkeyfromuranus on Apr 15, 2012 10:58:38 GMT -5
I've always had a suppressed desire to do it. Place an ad selling summat thats not quite as it appears at first glance. Iron Maiden Fanatics. Do not miss out.Once in a Lifetime Purchase Fully Functional. Locks and hinges in original condition. Complete with blood and hair from last victim. Some knives and spikes included. Applications for shipping permits is at your own risk. Possession of said object may contravene as many as 100 International and domestic laws. Contact MadameLash@Domi8urarse.com.au That would be great. LOL! "domi*urarse" |
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Post by StormInateacup on Apr 15, 2012 11:04:37 GMT -5
LOST.
One Australian Army tank. Recently painted.
Camouflage colours.
Reward.
Apply in the first instance to Sgt. Bilko Victoria Barracks, Oxford Street Sydney.
(This actually happened which makes it a grand troll)
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Post by StormInateacup on Apr 15, 2012 11:10:15 GMT -5
Or I could post my brutally honest internet dating profile info:  Now tell me - why is I am still single after two years?  |
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Post by admin on Apr 15, 2012 11:11:55 GMT -5
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Post by StormInateacup on Apr 15, 2012 11:16:02 GMT -5
Wot? You don't know anyone who might like me, Hatter?
**sighs**
'Tis a puzzlement mate. You think they'd snap that one up, right?
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Post by admin on Apr 15, 2012 11:17:23 GMT -5
I just don't know what's wrong with people!
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Post by StormInateacup on Apr 15, 2012 11:24:57 GMT -5
**sighs**
Me neever.
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Post by Tofu DeBeast on Apr 15, 2012 11:47:25 GMT -5
I got trolled once on there. I put in an ad for an interpreter for the Burmese language of Karen.
Some guy replied with "My wife's name is Karen but I can still never figure out what she's talking about most the time."
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Post by StormInateacup on Apr 15, 2012 12:25:31 GMT -5
I trolled a restaurant once. It was in a pub I used to go to a lot. She had just taken it over. I went in one lunch time and as the restaurant was almost empty I sat at one of their tables to drink my beer. The chef/owner came out, stalked over to my table and said."If you're not a customer get out. I don't want junkies sitting in my restaurant." I wasn't as it happened at that particular time of my life taking heroin. I was therefore quite chagrined that she had treated me thusly. I took the menu with me. I was going to call and abuse her. But then I got a better idea. They said they took pre bookings for groups. I waited a week. I rang her. Told her I was organising an office lunch for our boss's birthday. We had an hour only and I would like to pre-order the meals. For 20 people. For noon. We had steak and crab and salmon - all the good stuff. I asked that it all be prepped and ready for us to eat when we walked in the door. Stupid cow didn't even ask for a deposit. I even called back the morning of the booking to make sure she was already cooking for us. She was. I rang back one more time. At 12.25pm. I asked her did she realise now that it was often very costly to be a rude cunt.... and quietly hung up.   |
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Post by admin on Apr 15, 2012 13:16:58 GMT -5
I would have killed you. But at the same time it was just as much her fault.
I once got a call in order at my bar and grill in Colorado for 100 cheeseburgers. I made damn sure to call back and confirm, it was a local school and they were good for it.
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Post by Tofu DeBeast on Apr 15, 2012 13:22:26 GMT -5
I trolled a restaurant once. It was in a pub I used to go to a lot. She had just taken it over. I went in one lunch time and as the restaurant was almost empty I sat at one of their tables to drink my beer. The chef/owner came out, stalked over to my table and said."If you're not a customer get out. I don't want junkies sitting in my restaurant." I wasn't as it happened at that particular time of my life taking heroin. I was therefore quite chagrined that she had treated me thusly. I took the menu with me. I was going to call and abuse her. But then I got a better idea. They said they took pre bookings for groups. I waited a week. I rang her. Told her I was organising an office lunch for our boss's birthday. We had an hour only and I would like to pre-order the meals. For 20 people. For noon. We had steak and crab and salmon - all the good stuff. I asked that it all be prepped and ready for us to eat when we walked in the door. Stupid cow didn't even ask for a deposit. I even called back the morning of the booking to make sure she was already cooking for us. She was. I rang back one more time. At 12.25pm. I asked her did she realise now that it was often very costly to be a rude cunt.... and quietly hung up.   Damn Stormina, I'm glad you're on our side. |
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Post by Random Panther on Apr 15, 2012 13:30:22 GMT -5
When I worked in a fast food/kebab dive I used to troll drunk customers,every time someone ordered a breast of chicken kebab I would make distressed chicken noises as I stuck the breast on the grille.
I got a bollocking for it from the owners,they said people were complaining that it was putting them off their food.
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